TEAM ZOELLA NOVEMBER 4, 2022

Festive Cheer Unlocked: The Best Christmas Events In the UK 

We’ve compiled a selection of festive events happening across the UK this year, from light festivals to ice skating, shows, carol concerts, pantomimes and ballets, so you can fill your boots (and your calendars) with Christmas activities aplenty and kickstart the most wonderful time of the year in style!

The scent of mulled wine and mince pies, carol singers crooning, the iconic ‘It’s Christmas’ yell of Slade’s lead vocalist Noddy Holder, people stumbling round the ice rinks, wishing they could get away with a penguin to lean on (guilty) – the run up to Christmas is just as important as the day itself for getting in the festive spirit. 

With that in mind, we’ve compiled a selection of festive events happening across the UK this year, from light festivals to ice skating, shows, carol concerts, pantomimes and ballets, so you can fill your boots (and your calendars) with Christmas activities aplenty and kickstart the most wonderful time of the year in style!

Pss If you don’t manage to book on this year, make sure you note them down for next year’s festive activities. 

Now, let the mistletoe see the wine… it’s CHRISTMASSS.

Glow Wild at Wakehurst 

📍 Haywards Heath, West Sussex

Any trip to Wakehurst is spellbinding stuff but in the winter, the magic really comes alive as the garden is transformed into the Glow Wild light festival. Their enchanting lantern trail is back for its ninth year running and packed full of surprises including a brand new route. 

This year, Glow Wild celebrates the spectrum of colour, inviting you to explore how we see colour and the role it plays in our daily lives. Featuring captivating light installations created by leading artists, glistening fire torches and immersive soundscapes, it’s the perfect activity for all the family. 

Don’t miss the UK’s tallest living Christmas tree, dressed to impress in 1,800 fairy lights. 

Looking for a cute date night idea in the run up to Christmas? Their brand-new adults only sessions are just the thing. 

When? 

Selected evenings 24 November 2022 – 1 January 2023

4:30pm – 10pm (last entry at 8.20pm)

Quiet sessions available at 4.15pm on selected evenings

Price: Adult: £17, Wakehurst / Kew Members: £14, Child aged 4-16: £11, Family 2 adults, 2 children: £53, Family Wakehurst / Kew Member: £46, Child (under 4): free, Carer: free. 

Book your tickets here. 

Hogwarts in the Snow

📍 Warner Bros. Studio Tour London 

If your favourite Potter scene is the Yule Ball, then Hogwarts in the Snow is a must-see. Step into the scenes of Hogwarts at Christmas as the iconic Warner Bros. Studio Tour, undergoes its yearly festive makeover, complete with blankets of filmmaking snow. Slytherin hearts are defrosting as we speak. From the Christmas tree-lined Great Hall to a snow-dusted Diagon Alley and the tinsel-wrapped boys’ dormitory, Potterheads are set to be in their wizarding element. Merry Christmas, ya filthy witches. 

PS due to its popularity with muggle types, it’s already booked up for crimbo but snap up some tickets for January to get your 2023 off to a spellbinding start! 

When? 

Selected dates 12 November 2022 – 15 January 2023. 

Price: Studio Tour from £49.95

Book your tickets here.

Dolly Parton’s Smoky Mountain Christmas Carol 

📍 Queen Elizabeth Hall, Southbank Centre, London 

You can’t get more festive than Dickens and his classic Christmas Carol but this year, Dolly Parton has sprinkled her very own Tennessee magic on the timeless tale in an all-new musical. 

Set during the 1930s in the Smoky Mountains of East Tennessee and featuring an original score written by Dolly Parton, this heart-warming and truly unforgettable production imagines Ebenezer Scrooge as the owner of a mining company town, where his callous greed blinds him to the joys and gifts of the season.

As a Christmas Eve snowstorm approaches, Scrooge is visited by three ghosts who compel him to see life anew and discover that love is the greatest and most precious gift we have. Dickens’ classic characters and Dolly Parton’s one-of-a-kind song writing and storytelling expertise are certain to make this the most joyful Christmas event.

(Dolly fans please note, she will not feature live in this production).

When? 

8 Dec 2022 – 8 Jan 2023

Price: Tickets on sale now from £18.50, Premium tickets available. 

Book your tickets here. 

Lightopia Festival

📍 Crystal Palace Park, London.

Escape into an incredible world of light at the Lightopia Festival in London’s Crystal. The ultimate neon winter wonderland experience will not only showcase immersive, multi-sensory interactive light and lantern installations but will also feature a spectacular festive water show, ready to transport you to a fantastical Christmas experience like no other.

The 40-metre-wide and 15-metre-tall water show over the lower lake is a visual feast, featuring the beloved Christmas imagery of a giant Santa, Rudolf, Christmas tree and snowflakes. 

Other highlights include: ‘The Wonders of the Dragon’, a breath-taking light dragon who dramatically breathes ‘fire’, lighting up the surrounding trees and crystals; ‘The Magical Forest’, a fantasy world of mythical winged creatures; the enchanting and organic ‘Land of Fairy Literature’, ‘Earth Flower’ and ‘Forest Mushroom’; the spooky and wonky world of the ‘Haunted Road’ and of course the ultimate ‘Christmas’ installation of giant snowmen, baubles and sugar canes.

Perfect for family Christmas outings, office parties or a joy-filled evening with your bestie, this magical and heart-warming immersive experience is guaranteed to get you in the festive spirit. 

When?

17 November 2022 – 2 January 2023

Price: Standard advance tickets are priced at £19.50 off peak and £24.50 peak for adults, £13 off peak and £16.50 peak for children, and £56 off peak and £72 peak for families of two adults and two children. Children under three can go free. Essential carers of disabled visitors can attend for free; the disabled visitor pays the normal admission fee.

Book your tickets here. 

The Snowman Tour 

📍 Various locations, including Derby, Chester, Oldham, York, Hull, Buxton, Sheffield, Coventry, Salisbury, Durham & Liverpool. 

Go walking in the air this Christmas with a special screening of family-favourite The Snowman, accompanied by a live orchestra. No, you’ve got goosebumps. Sure to create precious memories and get your toes tapping this Christmas, consider this your serotonin soundtrack. Festive cheer unlocked. 

When?
Various dates between 1 Dec – 22 Dec 2022. 

Price: Tickets from £12

Book your tickets here. 

Thursford Christmas Spectacular

📍 Fakenham, Norfolk.

Non-stop singing, dancing, music and humour? That should get you in the spirit of things quicker than you can say pull my cracker. 

As the largest Christmas show in the country (if not Europe), you really are in for an evening of top-notch festivities. Set in the magical surroundings of mechanical organs and fairground carousels, with a cast of 120 professional singers, dancers and musicians – most of whom are straight out of the West End – the three hour performance delivers an extravaganza of festive entertainment. Featuring an eclectic mix of both seasonal and year-round favourites, with famous and much-loved chart toppers being performed alongside traditional carols, plus an incredible fly over of white doves across the auditorium for the grand finale, this is what Christmas dreams are made of. 

When?

8 November – 23 Dec 2022, 2pm and 7pm.

Prices start from £41 (weekday evenings). 

Book your tickets here.

Birmingham Frankfurt Christmas Market

📍 Victoria Square, Birmingham. 

A favourite amongst city residents and visitors alike, the Birmingham Christmas Market is the largest authentic German Christmas market outside of Germany or Austria. You can enjoy all the traditional food including bratwursts, schnitzels, pretzels and roasted almonds, all of which can be washed down with a Gluhwein, weissbier (wheat beer) or a soothing cup of hot chocolate. Tick off a few of your Christmas gifts from one of the many open air stalls lining Victoria Square and New Street, featuring everything from handcrafted toys to jewellery and delicate glass baubles or head over to Centenary Square for your fix of fairground fun and ice skating. Don’t miss the legendary singing moose – the face and voice of the Christmas Market, affectionately known to his friends as Chris Moose! 

When?

3 November – 23 December. 

Open daily from 10am – 9pm (except Remembrance Sunday 13th November, when the market will be open from 1pm – 9pm). 

No tickets needed for the market but you can book your slots for the ice rink here. 

The Nutcracker

📍 The Spiegeltent, Cardiff Castle Grounds, Castle Street, Cardiff. 

This isn’t just any old version of The Nutcracker, this is The Nutcracker with a Welsh twist, performed in the intimacy of Cardiff’s magical Spiegeltent. 

Cardiff Castle Christmas Festival presents the highly acclaimed full-length contemporary ballet, Wales’ first reimagining of its kind, featuring a rich cast of recognisably Welsh characters, including Uncle Idris, Bop Sheila & Bopa Linda and The Mari Lwyd. The production also features the showpiece Snowflakes as seen at Cardiff’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations and featuring choreographer Jamiel Laurence’s unique take on dancing, tumbling, avalanching and flying snowballs.

Audiences are invited along for a magical ride through the Williams’ Family Christmas. As you are taken into the dream world of the lead protagonist, Carys, her Uncle Idris will conjure up a battle, a snowstorm and his very own variety show, The Uncle Idris Show. 

When?

25 November – 27 November for five performances only.

Book your tickets here. 

Lapland UK

📍 Whitmoor Forest, Ascot, Berkshire. 

Get ready to be transported to the magical land of huskies, reindeer, elves and storytelling! Brought to life in a 4-hour immersive experience, Lapland UK takes guests through a magical secret doorway in the Enchanted Forest to an ancient Elven civilisation. Here, small folk can watch with wide eyed wonder as the magic of the forest unfolds, complete with a visit to the toy factory to help Whittle, Conker and Wish with their toy making, a delicious gingerbread decorating class with Mother Christmas, ice skating and finally, a special personalised trip to see Santa and his reindeers in his cosy wood-cabin home. 

Guaranteed to create the kind of core memories that last a lifetime for small and big folk alike, allowing grown ups to revel in the joy of their children’s fleeting belief in Father Christmas, and childhood wonder itself. Father Christmas in the UK doesn’t get more authentic than this!

When? 

12 November – 24 December, various time slots. 

Book your tickets here. 

Ice Skating at Somerset House 

📍 Somerset House, Strand, London.

Is it even Christmas if you don’t pretend you’re in a Hallmark movie with a cliche but indisputably magical day of festivities in the big smoke? Whether you live in London or make an annual trip to fully absorb its infectious Christmas spirit, an afternoon at Somerset House is a festive rite of passage. Their magnificent ice rink (now with an even bigger skate space!) transforms the iconic courtyard into the winter dreamland, complete with a glorious 40ft Christmas tree, specially curated decorations from Moët & Chandon and gourmet dining at Chalet Suisse- a mesmerising pop-up alpine restaurant courtesy of Jimmy Garcia. Top tip: save the bubbles for once you’re safely off the ice! 

When?

16 Nov 2022 – 15 Jan 2023, various time slots.

Book tickets here.

The Wind in the Willows Wilton’s

📍 Wilton’s Music Hall, 1 Graces Alley, London. 

Playful, witty and charming, this brand-new adaptation of Kenneth Grahame’s much loved The Wind in the Willows by award-winning children’s author Piers Torday (The Last Wild series) is a beautiful tale perfect for the whole family that’s sure to create memories you will treasure for years to come. 

Set in modern-day London and tackling familiar issues of the present day, the tale is fundamentally one of hope and joy, featuring a healthy dose of classic songs, puppetry and the book’s favourite characters. With rave reviews from The Sunday Times, The Guardian and The Evening Standard, consider this a must for the festive season if pleasing the whole family is top of your agenda. 

When 

24th November to 31st December. 7.30pm, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, Matinees 2.30pm. 

Book tickets here. 

Anglesey Abbey Winter Lights 

📍 Quy Road, Lode, Cambridge, Cambridgeshire.

This beautiful after-dark experience is one to bookmark for those in and around Cambridge seeking an evening of festive cheer for the whole family. The beautiful National Trust location and home is continuing its partnership with local author Robert MacFarlane and illustrator Jackie Morris, with the Winter Lights experience including Lost Words and Lost Spells poems, music and illustrations throughout. 

Enjoy projections of Jackie’s nature illustrations around the grounds, created by award-winning projectionist team Ross Ashton and Karen Monid, as well as new versions of songs and poems throughout the route. Finish your evening by refuelling with food and drinks from independent street food vendors in the Orchard area, and cheers over a warming cup of mulled wine- ‘tis the season!

When?

Friday 9th to Wednesday 21st December.

Book tickets here. 

Bath Christmas Markets

📍Abbey Chambers, Abbey Churchyard, 2 York St, Bath.

Is there a more beautifully traditional, picture-perfect spot to get into the Christmas spirit than the city of Bath? We think not. After being paused for two years, the iconic Bath Christmas markets are up and running once more, welcoming traditional artisan makers to their streets and ensuring festive cheer seeps from every corner of the city. 

With over 150 twinkling chalets including some of the best crafters that the South West and beyond has to offer, find homeware, handmade jewellery, and personalised gifts that make Christmas shopping for even the fussiest members of your family feel like a breeze. 

Meander round the beautiful stalls with an extravagant hot chocolate and Belgian waffle in hand and consider multiple boxes on your festive bucket list ticked off. 

When?

Thursday 24th November to Sunday 11th December.

Monday to Wednesday: 10am to 7pm. Thursday to Saturday: 10am to 8pm. Sundays: 10am to 6pm.

No booking necessary. 

Tulleys Farm at Christmas

📍 Tulleys Farm, Turners Hill Rd, Worth, Crawley Down, Crawley.

Set within the beautiful courtyards and woodland of Tulleys Farm, their Christmas experience is created by the same award winning team behind Tulleys Halloween, Escape Rooms and PYO Sunflowers, meaning you’re guaranteed to be in for a festive treat. 

From Christmas markets to storytime with Santa himself, ice skating to gingerbread decorating, a trip to Tulleys is a full family affair with activities those of all ages will be excited about. Finish your visit with a warming treat at one of the farm’s many food and refreshment spots, and prepare to have Mariah stuck in your head for the rest of the weekend… 

When?

26th November-24th December, various time slots. 

No booking necessary. 

Castle of Light: A Kingdom on Colours at Edinburgh’s Castle

📍 Castlehill, Edinburgh. 

Back for a third magical year, one of Edinburgh’s most beautiful landmarks is set to be transformed into a kingdom of colours once more with a bigger and better than ever colourful projection show that gives the castle a mesmerising new lease of life. 

“Drawing inspiration from kaleidoscope patterns, this year’s projections include a mix of geometric designs depicting stories from Scotland’s past, transforming the castle with light, sound and wonder like never before” says Creative Director Andy McGregor, who is working alongside Historic Environment Scotland, on this year’s trail.

For those planning a magical staycation to the city that comes alive at Christmas (or anyone lucky enough to have an EH postcode), a trip to Edinburgh castle is guaranteed to become one of your top memories of Xmas ‘22.

When? 

18th-20th and 25th-27th November. 2nd-4th, 8th-11th, 16th-23rd and 27th-30th December 2022. 4.30pm to 9pm (last entry between 7.30pm and 7.45pm)

Book tickets here. 

Christmas at the Royal Albert Hall

📍 Royal Albert Hall, Kensington Gore, London. 

The home of Christmas in London for 150 years, The Royal Albert Hall is opening their doors this December to share the joy of the most magical season of all. Live music was few and far between during the Christmases of ‘20 and ‘21, and what better way to celebrate the comeback of such events than in one of the country’s most iconic venues. From Christmas carols to traditional concerts, jazz, drag, soul, classic ballet and so much more, there’s a plethora of events set to get you in the mood for the most wonderful time of the year. Check out the full programme line-up here and book in advance to avoid disappointment. 

When?

Concerts running from Saturday 3rd-31st December. 

Ice Skating at Brighton Pavilion

📍 4/5 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton

Ice skating may be one of the more marmite festive activities out there, but even the wobbliest of skaters will be keen to hit the ice upon seeing the beauty that is Brighton Pavillion’s rink in all its glory this Christmas. Powered entirely by green energy, it’s one of the country’s more eco festive experiences, the atmosphere is one that feels on par with the magic of Love Actually’s most heartwarming moments (let’s try and block out the Joni Mitchell scene…). 

Both family friendly and the perfect romantic date spot, cosy up in the rinkside bar after your skate and enjoy a mulled wine or hot chocolate before taking a twinkling walk through the iconic Brighton Lanes. It’s the stuff of Christmas bucket lists!

When?

Oct 29th, 2022– Jan 8th, 2023. Weekdays and weekends, check website for peak and off peak session times. 

Book tickets here. 

The Kingdom of The Snow Queen at Blenheim Palace

📍 Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, Oxfordshire.

New for 2022, Blenheim Palace is set to be transformed thanks to their new Kingdom of The Snow Queen theme, with visitors able to take a self-guided tour around the Palace’s rooms, each one filled with hidden surprises. From the glistening Land of Snowflakes filled with a silvery frost-covered forest, to the wintery Kingdom of Ice adorned with larger-than-life shimmering crystals, the transformation is captivating whether accompanied by little ones or a new wintertime lover. 

If that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, wander the Palace’s picture-perfect gardens through tunnels of light and lakeside reflections, and end your evening warming up by the flickering flames of the palace’s fire garden that brings to life the cosy ambience that is so special during the Christmas period.

Blenheim Palace’s Christmas Market will also be returning for 2022, with plentiful designer/maker craft traders housed in wooden chalets in the Great Court with a selection of treats and gifts for yourself and loved ones this Christmas. Finally, if a foodie agenda is what makes your heart sing, enjoy their Ice Kingdom Themed Afternoon Tea between 18th November 2022 – 2nd January 2023 at the Orangery- meet you there! 

When?

Access to The Kingdom of The Snow Queen 18th November 2022-2nd January 2023.

Book your tickets here. 

Christmas at Kew 

Glow Wild Wakehurst Place 2014 Picture by Jim Holden

Entrances at Victoria Gate, Brentford Gate and Elizabeth Gate. Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, Richmond.

If Kew Gardens wasn’t magical enough, consider its magical-ness amped up X 1000 during the festive season as its grounds bring to life the beauty of Christmas, made better by the fact it’s their 10 year anniversary of celebrating the festive season in style!

Their winter lights trail is truly as romantic as it sounds, featuring “sparkling tunnels of light, dancing lakeside reflections, and trees drenched in jewel-like colour”- truly divine. Marvel at the spectacular light, music and water display in front of the iconic Palm House or nail the perfect photo dump cover in front of the Christmas Cathedral with its thousands of sparkling fairy lights. 

You’ll find independent street food vendors dotted along your route, offering a delightfully festive treat or spiced winter warmer drink to keep you feeling merry and bright no matter the temperatures.  

When?

Selected dates, 16 November 2022 to 8 January 2023. Time slots start between 4.20pm and 8pm. The Gardens close at 10pm with last entry at 8:20pm and 7:20 pm on Christmas eve.

Book tickets here. 

Once Upon a Christmas Evening Carols at Christ Church Cathedral

📍 Christ Church Cathedral, Christchurch Place, Dublin 8, Ireland.

If a night of traditional festivities is what you’re seeking this December, Dublin’s Once Upon A Christmas Evening is the epitome of classic Christmas cheer. The Park Singers, along with their director Órla Gillan, are set to perform a mix of carols from old favourites to modern classics (and a few surprises in between!) at the impressive Christ Church Cathedral in the heart of Dublin. 

Winners of the City of Derry International Choir Competition in 2018, and the ladies choir competition at the Cork International Choral Festival in 2019, consider this evening one sure to transport anyone not feeling the full effect of the festive season to a scene worthy of Love Actually. 

When?

Sunday 11th December 2022, 8pm. 

Book tickets here.

TEAM ZOELLA NOVEMBER 2, 2022

Reviewing That Green Eyed Girl: Our October Book Club Pick

If you’re in the mood for an all-consuming read, look no further than our October book club pick. Keep reading for the team’s low-down on Julie Owen Moylan’s dazzling debut! 

Prepare to lose yourself in the jazz era of 1950s New York in this evocative page-turner. 

Gripping from the opening sentence, That Green Eyed Girl is both a deeply immersive thriller and a tragic queer love story, centred around a cast of deftly drawn, bold and complicated women.

1955: In a cramped apartment on the Lower East Side, school teachers Dovie and Gillian live as lodgers, unable to reveal the truth about their relationship. They guard their private lives fiercely – until someone guesses their secret.

1975: Twenty years on, in the same apartment, Ava Winters is desperately trying to conceal her mother’s fragile mental state from the critical eyes of their neighbours. But, one sweltering July morning, Ava’s mother escapes.

Alone after her mother’s departure, Ava takes delivery of a parcel. The box is addressed only to ‘Apartment 3B’, and contains a photograph of a woman with the word ‘LIAR’ scrawled across her face.

Seeking refuge from her own crisis, Ava determines to track the owner of the photograph down. And, in so doing, discovers a shocking chain of kindnesses, lies and betrayals – with one woman at the centre of it all…

If you’re in the mood for an all-consuming read, look no further than our October book club pick. Keep reading for the team’s low-down on Julie Owen Moylan’s dazzling debut! 

Lareese’s Review

The author deftly handles the heartbreaking themes of queer love during a time when homosexuality was a criminal offence, mental health and prejudice, documenting the half-lives society forced the characters to lead.Lareese

Julie Owen Moylan’s poignant debut is going right to the top of my list of fave reads of ’22. I loved the dual timeline and found myself equally invested in both eras (a rarity with dual timelines, as I often find myself more drawn to one than the other) and the intricately woven plots between the women at the heart of the story. A character-focused coming of age novel set in the smokey backdrop of NYC during the 50s and 70s, its Fitzgeraldian sense of place is so vividly evoked whilst allowing the characters to propel the story forward. The author deftly handles the heartbreaking themes of queer love during a time when homosexuality was a criminal offence, mental health and prejudice, documenting the half-lives society forced the characters to lead. Gillian, Dovie and Ava will certainly stay with me for a long time, as will Judith for the opposite reasons ha! A truly impressive debut from an author I’m excited to have on my radar.

Rate: 4/5
Would you recommend:
Green with envy at anyone yet to read it – YAS!

Lily’s Review

The alternating timeline is done extremely well, let alone the beautiful quality of writing where you can feel the NYC summer heat.Lily

A tale of forbidden love in 1950s New York.
Not quite hooked yet, well.. This emotional, poignant and thought-provoking novel digs deep in both timelines taking you on a moving journey and will have you turning the page. The alternating timeline is done extremely well, let alone the beautiful quality of writing where you can feel the NYC summer heat & smell the coffee in Paris where Dovie and Gillian dream of living. It expands on relationships/friendship, love and loss. As well as taking us along Ava’s journey with her mothers mental health issues and the treatment she receives in 1975, which breaks your heart.

Overall, this is such a compelling and impressive debut by Julie Owen Moylan. Yes, it’s heartbreaking and thought provoking, but you are swept along in a desire to see what happens next!

What would you rate it? 4/5
Would you recommend it? I can’t stress enough how incredible this book is. Don’t believe me? Then get reading!

Charlotte’s Review

The more books I read that are set in New York, the more the city moves to the top of my must-visit-in-the-immediate-future list, and That Green Eyed Girl has made my savings for such a trip all the more urgent.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love a dual timeline book, and this one was no different. The 50s and 70s backdrop to this story were beautifully described, making it perhaps one of the most ambient books I’ve read this year. Covering a plethora of heavy themes without feeling all-consuming in its intensity, Julie has such a talent for drawing you into the world of her characters in a way that it’s impossible to put down once you start.

Exploring the necessary secrecy that many gay couples were forced to live through in the not so distant past is a stark reminder of the struggle this community once faced, and continue to do so.

A heartbreaking look at the experiences of gay, American women in the 50s, and mental health ‘treatments’ of the time, it feels both poignant and difficult to read simultaneously. I recently watched the on-screen adaptation of My Policeman by Bethan Roberts, and found the story to explore a lot of similar themes, namely internalised shame, homophobia, heartbreak and loneliness. Such stories are so important, and a shocking reminder of how far (although not far enough in many ways) we have come in LGBTQ+ acceptance in recent decades. Exploring the necessary secrecy that many gay couples were forced to live through in the not so distant past is a stark reminder of the struggle this community once faced, and continue to do so.

Once again another incredible debut and a real treat to delve into as the cooler weather arrives and the season for cosying down with a book and glass of wine on an evening is upon us.

What you rate it? 5/5
Would you recommend it? 100x yes.

TEAM ZOELLA NOVEMBER 1, 2022

20 Ways to Spend the Month of November

With Halloween done and dusted and Michael Buble defrosting as we speak, the month of November will soon be slipping through our fingers like a silky smooth gift wrap ribbon...

Anyone else feel a little bit unnerved that the final month of 2022 is upon us, meaning Christmas is quite literally around the corner? Gulp.

With Halloween done and dusted and Michael Buble defrosting as we speak, the month of November will soon be slipping through our fingers like a silky smooth gift wrap ribbon, as 2022 nears its chaotic end. If maximising the magic of the month of November is top of your priority list, consider this list of top tier autumnal activities the peak of how you can spend the penultimate month of the year… 

  1. Scrooges of the world, get back in your box. Christmas listening starts now and we won’t hear another word about it. 
  1. Swap out Pumpkin Spice for a Baileys hot chocolate because it is literally 5pm somewhere and we must hold onto the small joys where we can.
  1. Order an electric blanket and immediately feel your life improve tenfold.
  1. Eat dinners that are described as winter warmers only! ‘Tis the season!
  1. Alternatively eat exclusively jacket potatoes and rotate your toppings of choice because 1) affordable and 2) delicious. 
  1. Wonder how early is too early to buy a box of Celebrations and give in as soon as you see them in Tesco during your weekly shop.
  1. Crack open a bottle of red as soon as the clock strikes 5pm on a Friday because what else would one drink to see in a dark November weekend? 
  1. Listen to Midnights by Taylor Swift on repeat because if anything can save our mental health it will be this album and our one true love, Ms Swift. Alexa, play Karma on repeat!
  1. Wrap up warm for a wholesome instalment of firework night and head down to a display near you, whilst simultaneously worrying about the welfare of dogs and cats up and down the country. 
  1. WFHIB aka work from home in bed for the foreseeable because the forecast is the definition of uninspiring and being forced to leave the comfort of those warm, soft layers is simply not conducive to getting sh*t done.
  1. Watch My Policeman as soon as it drops on Prime Video and find yourself dreaming of long, sun-soaked days on Brighton beach. Ugh. 
  1. Devour It Starts With Us by Colleen Hoover in one sitting and immediately regret not savouring every inevitably heartbreaking chapter.  
  1. Get an autumn inspired mani and soak up the opportunity to match your outfits to the tones of the season. Life may be chaotic but at least your nails will be slaying the game. 
  1. Listen to ‘Sad Girl Autumn Bops’ as soon as the inevitable rainy days roll in and let yourself wallow in your feels for a little bit. Permission to have a dramatic main character moment, granted. 
  1. Plan a Friendsgiving and use it as the perfect excuse for an indulgent meal and 6 courses of picky bits.
  1. Head to Primark and pick up one of *the* Acne Studios scarf dupes. 
  1. Have a delightful, autumnal candle lit constantly. Firehazard, we don’t know her. 
  1. Book in your Christmas activities (we’re talking wreath making, ice skating, Christmas tree shopping and market dates) ASAP and nail down your December socialising, stat. Organised fun is very much still fun! 
  1. Watch Little Women in the ultimate pre Christmas preparation and immediately fall down a Florence and Timothée TikTok hole. 
  1.  Continue to add Campari and Sbagliato Prosecco to your Ocado order because being a basic b*tch is nothing to be ashamed of. 
TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 31, 2022

Everything You’ve Always Wanted to Know About Astrology: Your Most Asked Questions Answered

Whether you’re a newbie looking for your first introduction to spiritual practices, or the jaded expert looking for a new point of view on the topics, Magic Days guides readers through the wisdom of each day, helping them to channel the energy needed to truly thrive. 

This is a guest post written by one of the internet’s leading Astrologers, Nadine Jane. 

With over 240k followers on Instagram, Nadine’s aim is to make astrology accessible, relatable and beautiful. Her new book, Magic Days: Your Journey Through the Astrology, Numerology, and Tarot of Every Day of the Year, is a soulful read for anyone on the journey of self-discovery. 

Whether you’re a newbie looking for your first introduction to spiritual practices, the lost soul who could use some direction in life, the jaded expert looking for a new point of view on the topics, the empathic people-reader who loves to understand others or the complete sceptic, Magic Days guides readers through the wisdom of each day, helping them to channel the energy needed to truly thrive. 

Pre-order her new book here.

Image Credit: @nadinejane_astrology

Q: What is astrology, and how does it work?

In the most simple terms, Astrology is the study of the planets and their movements and how those movements impact each of us as individuals and as a collective. There is a common phrase used in the practice, “as above, so below”, implying that the sky is a direct reflection of our experience as human beings. A common question I get asked is, “how does Astrology work?” and while there are so many different ways of answering this question, the answer that resonates the most with me is the idea of synchronicity—that the earth is a part of the same energetic field as the planets above, intricately tying the stories of the planets to the stories of our lives.

Q: What is an astrological birth chart?

The natal chart, also known as the birth chart, is a picture of the sky and the planets at play the exact moment you were born. It provides a roadmap to understanding who you are on the most fundamental level, as well as your biggest roadblocks and highest potential. It explains your personality, dreams, hopes, desires and the future. It will tap into your greatest strengths, weaknesses, and all of the hidden talent that you can access with awareness. The birth chart is in my eyes the most crucial tool in astrology, as it gets us out of popularised sun-sign astrology and into the heart of what astrology is about. Your chart is your unique astrological thumbprint. If you are interested in looking up your birth chart, you will have to track down your birth time, and plug in your birth information (date of birth, time of birth, and location of birth) into an online chart generator like TimePassages or astro-charts.com. 

Image Credit: @nadinejane_astrology

Q: What are the qualities of each sign?

Aries Adjectives: strong, fearless, hot-headed, intense, entrepreneurial, authoritative, self-assured, powerful.

Taurus Adjectives: loyal, steady, reliable, luxurious, earthy, grounded, materialistic, rooted.

Gemini Adjectives: curious, intelligent, quick-witted, spontaneous, restless, inquisitive, dynamic, changeable.

Cancer Adjectives: cosy, nurturing, careful, nostalgic, familiar, self-protective, compassionate.

Leo Adjectives: creative, courageous, outgoing, attention-seeking, bold, affable.

Virgo Adjectives: humble, intelligent, diligent, meticulous, reasonable, practical.

Libra Adjectives: peaceful, diplomatic, partnership-driven, romantic, even-keeled, beautiful.

Scorpio Adjectives: driven, introspective, emotionally intelligent, perceptive, private, possessive, probing.

Sagittarius Adjectives: adventurous, wise, free, expansive, untethered.

Capricorn Adjectives: serious, pragmatic, mature, commanding, authoritative.

Aquarius Adjectives: unique, detached, innovative, weird, quirky.

Pisces Adjectives: dreamy, artistic, empathic, fluid, non-judgmental, open-hearted. 

Image Credit: @nadinejane_astrology

Q: Why don’t I relate to my sign?

It is not uncommon for folks to not entirely relate to their Sun sign (the sign based on one’s birthday), for a myriad of reasons. The first is that no person is as simple as one sign—there are many planets that influence the personality and traits of an individual, however the Sun sign has been so popularised by Western media culture that it has overshadowed the importance of others planets like the Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and while not a planet, the Rising Sign. These other parts of the chart more than likely don’t all fall into the same sign as your Sun sign, explaining why you might not feel too identified with that one sign. The second reason is that without a lot of in depth research into one’s particular Sun sign, it is far too easy to only hear generalisations and even stereotypes about one’s sign. For example, in popular culture, the sign of Gemini gets a bad reputation for being unreliable and even two-faced, so of course one shouldn’t want to identify with that sign! That is why books and credible apps are so useful when it comes to understanding and relating to one’s chart.

Q: What is a Rising sign?

Let’s say you’re an Aries and you meet another Aries…but you couldn’t be more different. That is where your birth chart comes in. They could be an Aries with a Cancer Rising, making them much more reserved and shy than you. You could be an Aries with a Leo Moon, making you much more creatively expressive than the average Aries. No person is as simple as one sign. The Rising sign is the sign at dawn on the Eastern horizon at the exact moment you were born, defining quite literally how you dawn upon people; your first impression. It explains why you may be super shy and timid upon first impression or have a desire to work the room and control the conversation when you are first meeting others. The Rising sign also helps explain your role within the family or your best survival mechanism growing up. Some of us learned to be perfect and useful growing up; we may have a Virgo Rising. Some of us learned to be nurturing and self-protective growing up; we may have a Cancer Rising. And some of us learned to be fiercely independent and self-assured; we may have an Aries Rising. The Rising sign is a very crucial part of the birth chart in regards to understanding our instincts and purpose, perhaps as important if not more important than your Sun sign.

Image Credit: @nadinejane_astrology

Q: What signs am I compatible with in astrology?

Unfortunately, there is no simple answer to this pertinent question. Compatibility in astrology, otherwise known as synastry, is a hugely complex subject and requires a great amount of nuance. However, there are some simple tools for understanding compatibility, like using the elements (fire, earth, air and water) of each sign. The signs that share the same element, generally speaking, have an easier time getting along because they share similar qualities. So say you’re a Taurus, an earth sign, you will have some degree of flow and ease with Virgo and Capricorn, the other two earth signs. Say you’re an Aries, a fire sign, you will have some degree of flow and ease with Leo and Sagittarius, the other two fire signs. Say you’re a Cancer, a water sign, you will have some degree of flow and ease with Scorpio and Pisces, the other two water signs. And lastly, say you’re a Gemini, an air sign, you will have some degree of flow and ease with Libra and Aquarius, the other two air signs. However, if you are looking to dive deep and understand the compatibility between you and say your romantic partner, working with a trainer astrologer would be highly recommended.

Q: What are The Houses in astrology? 

The 12 Houses are the invisible divisions within the sky, each ruling over some important aspect of our lives. These houses help astrologers understand where a planet was in the sky when you were born (for example, was it above or below the horizon line?) and how its position influences how that planet will manifest in your birth chart. For example, your Sun in Aries could be in the 9th House, a house of higher education and philosophy, making you fearlessly ambitious when it comes to chasing higher truths and understanding the world around you. The Houses add an extra layer of depth to each planet and sign, explaining the best environment for that planet to flourish in. 

Q: What do the 12 Houses rule?

1. The First House Rules

  • Quite literally how you dawn on people; your first impression
  • Your external identity
  • Your appearance
  • How you approach life
  • Childhood coping mechanisms

2. The Second House Rules

  • Money & Personal Income
  • What you value and why
  • Your relationship (or lack thereof )
  • with the physical world and your body
  • What grounds you

3. The Third House Rules

  • Your intellectual and personal comfort zone
  • Siblings, friends, and neighbours
  • Your childhood neighbourhood
  • Your ideal social activities

4. The Fourth House Rules

  • Your definition of home
  • Your true roots
  • Family and ancestors
  • The hidden, less authoritative parent
  • Your personal history

5. The Fifth House Rules

  • Your creativity
  • True love and passing love affairs
  • Fertility
  • Your truest self-expression
  • Personal drama

6. The Sixth House Rules

  • Work service
  • Personal health & fitness
  • Daily habits and routines
  • Your sense of usefulness

7. The Seventh House Rules:

  • Partnership (platonic and romantic)
  • How we share and topics of equality
  • Marriage, contracts,
  • Interpersonal dynamics
  • The things we can gain from trusting others

8. The Eight House Rules

  • Sex, death and rebirth
  • Merging and deep intimacy
  • Shared finances, debt and inheritance
  • Mystery and transcendence

9. The Ninth House Rules:

  • Long-term and distant travel
  • Wisdom and philosophy
  • Your relationship with higher education
  • Religion and spiritual institutions
  • Ethics and moral values

10. The Tenth House Rules:

  • Our public image
  • Historical relationship with authority figures, including parents
  • Topics of career, fame and honour
  • Our personal expertise
  • Long-term goals

11. The Eleventh House Rules:

  • Groups, networks, clubs
  • Our sense of community
  • Our relationship to social justice
  • Philanthropy
  • Our hopes and wishes for the collective future

12. The Twelfth House Rules:

  • Your inner world
  • Personal privacy
  • Dreams, subconscious beliefs
  • Karma
  • Deeply personal relationship to spirituality

Q: What if I want to learn more about astrology?

Start by discovering your birth chart! You can look it up on apps like TimePassages or sites like astro-charts.com. From there, you can begin researching more about each sign that you have in your birth chart. There is a ton of free information out there if you are willing to dig a bit. And lastly, if you want to dive head-first into understanding your chart, book a reading with a professional astrologer.

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 30, 2022

The Advent Calendars Actually Worth Splurging on This Festive Season

Here at Zoella we're keen advocates of the 'treat yourself' mindset, and reaching the end of the year is a feat we consider worth celebrating. Which advent calendar is top of your wish list this year?

Oh December, how we love you. Whether it be the endless availability of sweet treats (a few Celebrations with your morning coffee? Sure why not) or the fact that rainy days feel a little more magical when the streets glow from fairy lights in every window, there’s a reason that Christmas is known as the most wonderful time of the year.

If that wasn’t enough, receiving a small treat every morning ‘just because’ is surely next on the list of reasons to look forward to the month of December. From food indulgence to new-in beauty, wellness delights to alcoholic treats, 2022’s luxury advent calendar offerings are once again making the classic Cadbury’s calendar feel a little measly in comparison…

Here at Zoella we’re keen advocates of the ‘treat yourself’ mindset, and reaching the end of the year is a feat we consider worth celebrating. Which advent calendar is top of your wish list this year?

For The Beauty Lovers

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‘Tis The Season For Snacking

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TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 28, 2022

Grub’s Up! How to Make a *Chef’s Kiss* Roast Dinner at Home

From time-saving hacks to tips on how to get crispy roast potatoes, succulent meats and glorious gravy, here’s how to make your homemade roast sing according to professional chefs. 

Few meals have the potential to divide families quite like the traditional Sunday lunch. Tough meat, average roast potatoes, watery gravy and soggy veg – send help. It’s a high-stakes meal plenty of us would sooner leave in the hands of the country pub professionals, even if it does cost £1K a head these days. 

Unless you’ve got Remy the rat under your hat, tugging your hair and telling you how to massage your beef (IYKYK), you might be in the market for some tips and tricks from these culinary wizards at large. 

From time-saving hacks to tips on how to get crispy roast potatoes, succulent meats and glorious gravy, here’s how to make your homemade roast sing according to professional chefs. 

The Timings

For many, the most daunting thing about cooking a roast for many mouths is the fact that everything needs the oven at the same time, often at varying temps. So how do you fool-proof your Sunday lunch, ensuring that everything stays warm? 

Lewis Glanvill, Head Chef at Riverford’s on-farm restaurant, The Riverford Field Kitchen, to the rescue!

Cook the Yorkshires early, and once cooked, flip them upside-down on a cooling rack and reheat for a minute right before serving. Lewis Glanvill

“Juggling oven space at the crucial last few minutes is always a challenge. A couple of tricks I use is to cook the Yorkshires early, and once cooked, flip them upside-down on a cooling rack and reheat for a minute right before serving. Cauliflower cheese can also be cooked through and left to rest and then grilled in the top oven just before serving. Beef benefits from being cooked up to an hour before serving, and then wrapped in tinfoil and then a tea towel.  This will tenderise the meat and maximise the resting juices to add to your gravy. This also leaves room for full attention on getting the perfect roast potatoes.”

The Vegetables

PSA veggies don’t have to be the boring component of a roast dinner. There’s plenty of scope to add festive flair and flavour to carrots, cabbage and yep, even the divisive sprout. 

For elevating your carrots, Lewis recommends a paper bag… hear the man out.

“I love to serve everything in what it’s cooked in, where possible. This adds colour and something different to the aesthetics at the dinner table. Often at Christmas I will cook the carrots in a parchment paper bag, here you can impart so many festive flavours into the carrots like cinnamon, anise, clove, bay, mulled cider or even masala. Create a pouch with folded parchment paper and bulldog clips, and then fill the bag with carrots, aromatic spices and a splash of liquid, seal it up with another bulldog clip and bake. You can make up your bags the day before and throw them in the oven on the day. The theatrics always go down well too, as you can open them at the table to release a plume of festive steam.” See! Witchcraft. 

When it comes to adding a festive flair to your Sunday feast, consider spiced red cabbage old news. “Braised red cabbage has been done a lot and personally it’s not my favourite,” says Lewis. This Head Chef has something better under his hat… 

Another of my favourite festive touches is cooking with mulled cider. Lewis Glanvill

“I like to keep it raw as a slaw with creme fraiche, horseradish & dill folded through it. I prefer the texture and it adds a much needed lightness to counterpart all the roasted and braised ingredients. Arguably, it’s better the next day in a leftover sandwich with some cold roast meat. Another of my favourite festive touches is cooking with mulled cider. I like to simply tear white cabbage leaves into half or quarters quite roughly, put them in a hot pan with mulled cider, put the lid on and then shake until just steamed through before mixing through butter and lots of black pepper.”

You might think it outrageous to pollute your roast dinner with sprouts but you know what, it’s 2023 and it’s time we stopped hating on these traditional greens. Even if they do have certain unwanted side effects, ahem. 

So what is the secret to making them actually taste good? Enter Lewis. 

“Roasted all the way. Simply cut them in half and roast at a high temperature with heaps of olive oil and flaky salt. The outer leaves will caramelise and produce a nutty, smokey flavour with little crispy bits that border on salty. Alternatively, you can roast them with butter and sage leaves and add a sprinkle of chilli flakes when they come out. For the real sprout haters, I shred them down on a food processing slicing attachment or very carefully with a knife, scrunch in salt to break them down slightly and then mix through Caesar dressing and cover with crispy garlic breadcrumbs and parmesan.”

The Roast Potatoes

One way to Transform your Sunday roast from barely-edible to a triumphant family feast that leaves your guests rubbing their bellies and dabbing their beards? Roast potatoes. If you can get one thing right, let it be your roast spuds. Right Lewis? 

“Parboiling is an important step, and shouldn’t be missed! It’s what makes the potatoes so light and fluffy on the inside. Also by cooking them you can really shake and rough up the edges to increase the surface area and get all those lovely golden crispy bits you couldn’t otherwise get. The trick once they’re boiled is to strain and leave them in the colander for a minute or two to really dry them out because the moisture will stop them going crispy quickly. As mentioned this can be done as far as the night before, so it’s even easier. 

It’s important to take care in turning the potatoes every 15 minutes so they are fully coated in oil on every side, that’s how you get the perfect golden crisp that is almost see-through. Lewis Glanvill

“Hot oil is also crucial – start roasting high, you need them to be shocked by the hot oil to form that delicious crust we all love. You don’t want to try and turn them 15 minutes later to find them still mushy. I start with 215c and then every 15 minutes turn it down by 15c. It’s important to take care in turning the potatoes every 15 minutes so they are fully coated in oil on every side, that’s how you get the perfect golden crisp that is almost see-through. We’re roasting high, so I use a mix of vegetable oil and olive oil because olive oil can burn at high temperatures. Finally the best way to elevate your potatoes easily is by adding flavours in the last 10 minutes of cooking. This could be rosemary sprigs and thin slices of orange, or lemon slices and sage leaves. The citrus skin caramelises and the hard herbs crisp and smoke, imparting flavour and colour to the table.” 

After all this time, we finally know where we’ve been going wrong. Shocked roast potatoes not *shocking* roast potatoes. Got it. 

Roast chicken

“Chicken has always been tricky to roast to perfection. With different parts, breasts and legs needing different times and temperatures, an all encompassing recipe is nearly impossible. However the following tips will help you on your way to a better bird,” says Ben Ebbrell, Co-Founder and Chef at Sorted Food, the world’s leading online food and cooking community. 

“Buy the best you can afford – Quality chicken really does win over quantity. Whether it be free range, free to roam or a barn bird, not only the texture but also the flavour will be much improved by focusing on the quality of raw ingredients.

For the best crispy chicken skin you need dry skin. Ben Ebbrell

“Cooking a chicken so that the breasts don’t dry out while making sure the legs cook through and are tender is always hard. That’s why I tend to rarely roast a whole chicken. It is far easier to cook a bird once it has been jointed into separate portions. You can control the cooking of each part better as well as them cooking quicker as you can spread the chicken out so that the heat reaches each bit better. For the best crispy chicken skin you need dry skin. When you buy your chicken it’s invariably going to be wrapped in plastic. The first thing you should do (If you have space) is to unwrap the chicken and very lightly season the skin of the bird. This will allow the skin to dry out as the chicken sits in the fridge which will in turn help with the skin crisping up when you roast it. Just make sure it’s at the bottom of your fridge to avoid any juices dripping on food below.”

Where it all begins: The roux  

A roux – a mixture of fat and flour – will not only help to thicken up the sauce but will also provide a creaminess. To make it, you’ll need a tablespoon of butter and flour, and the leftovers in your roasting tin. Whisk until brown and pour in either stock or white wine, according to your taste, in order to thicken up the gravy.  

Let the roasting tin do all the hard work

Roast your meat (this works particularly well with chicken) with lots of white wine, stock, onion, thyme, garlic, lemon and butter in a roasting tin. When you remove your meat or veggie alternative, you’ll be left with the perfect gravy. Simply whisk the juices over medium heat and add flour to thicken the gravy up. Strain to achieve a smooth, lump-free gravy.  

Glorious Gravy

Whatever meat or plant-based roast you fancy, the importance of gravy cannot be ignored.  

Of course, gravy can be whipped up in seconds with granules but with a few neat tricks such as making the most of the juices in your roasting tin and calling on some store cupboard essentials, you can easily create a gravy that’s packed full of depth and flavour, no granules necessary. 

These quirky tips and simple recipes from Sophie Nahmad, Chef at recipe box service, Gousto, will help you elevate your roast with a top-notch gravy in no time.

 Try adding Marmite

You either love it or hate it. Well, nobody can hate Marmite in gravy because you won’t know it’s there, but the gravy will be rich and packed full of umami flavour. This is a great way to make a vegan or vegetarian gravy too.   

SERVES 2
PREP: 5 MINS COOK: 5 MINS
EASY
  1. Dissolve the stock cube and marmite in 450ml boiled water
  2. Place the roasting tin on the hob or put all the leftover scrapings from the tin into a fresh pot over a medium heat. Once hot, add 1 tbsp flour and cook for 30 secs until a paste has formed
  3. Add the earlier prepared stock to the pan and simmer for 4-5 min, stirring occasionally, until thickened to a gravy-like consistency

  

  

Mix in some fig 

For a delicious onion gravy, intensified with fig relish for a deep, fruity, festive richness, try the recipe below. Perfect served over a delicious sausage and mash. 

SERVES 2
PREP: 5 MINS COOK: 5 MINS
EASY
  1. Heat a large, wide-based pan (preferably non-stick) with 1 tbsp vegetable oil over a very low heat
  2. Once hot, add the onion with a pinch of salt and sugar
  3. Cook for 20 min, until softened and caramelised
  4. Dissolve the beef stock cube in 300ml boiled water, add the fig relish and mix until fully combined – this is your fig stock
  5. Once the onions have softened, increase the heat to medium and add the Shaoxing wine
  6. Cook for 30 sec or until the Shaoxing wine has evaporated
  7. Stir 1/2 tsp flour into the onions until evenly coated, then add the fig stock and cook for 5 min or until the sauce has thickened to a gravy-like consistency

Try going vegan 

Craving a warm, wholesome roast with a rich gravy? Gousto has created a delicious vegan version.  

SERVES 2
PREP: 5 MINS COOK: 5 MINS
EASY
  1. Add 1 tbsp olive oil to a pot over a medium heat
  2. Once hot, add 1 tbsp flour and cook for 30 secs until a sandy paste has formed
  3.  Add the vegetable stock with the Marmite and dried sage and cook for 4-5 min, stirring occasionally, until thickened to a gravy-like consistency

Sweeten things up with some toffee 

Sweet and savoury, complete your roast with Gousto’s moreish toffee apple gravy. You’ll simmer apple with beef stock to add a rich flavour to your meal.  

SERVES 2
PREP: 5 MINS COOK: 5 MINS
EASY
  1. Slice the apple finely (skin on), discarding the core
  2. Heat a large, wide-based pan with a generous knob of butter over a medium heat
  3. Once melted, add the slice apple with 1.5 tsp of sugar and cook for 4-5 min or until starting to caramelise
  4. While the apple caramelises, dissolve ½ beef stock cube in 150ml boiled water
  5.  Once caramelised, add 1 tsp flour and give everything a good mix up until a sandy paste form
  6. Gradually stir the bed stock into the sandy paste and cook for 5 min or until a smooth thick sauce remains
TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 27, 2022

What You Having for Ya Tea? Hearty Chicken & Leek Mash Topped Pie

For a quick and easy recipe that’s as hearty as it is faff-free and ideal for a cosy midweek dinner alongside GBBO, keep this mash-topped cottage pie recipe up your (dressing gown) sleeve! 

There’s a cold snap in the air, we’re all thinking about buying an electric blanket this Black Friday and Strictly is back on our screens, which can only mean one thing… winter’s officially waiting in the wings and from here on out, dinner will be exclusively pie/Deliveroo-based. Not mad about it.

For a quick and easy recipe that’s as hearty as it is faff-free and ideal for a cosy midweek dinner alongside GBBO, keep this mash-topped cottage pie recipe up your (dressing gown) sleeve! 

Reasons to love it:

Quick and easy

Can batch cook

Freezes well

Easy to adapt filling for preferences and dietary requirements 

Ready in well under an hour

Great for sneaking in veg for fussy eaters and tiny tums 

SERVES 4
PREP: 10 MINS COOK: 20 MINS
EASY
  1. Heat the oil in a large frying pan or shallow casserole.
  2. Add the chicken and cook until golden.
  3. Add the leeks and cook for 2-3 minutes, until softened.
  4. Scatter over the flour and stir until absorbed.
  5. Gradually pour in the stock then cook for 5 mins, or until the chicken is cooked through with no pink meat showing and the sauce has thickened.
  6. Preheat the grill to its highest setting.
  7. Stir the crème fraîche or cream into the chicken mixture and season well.
  8. Carefully pour the mixture into a large baking dish.
  9. Heat the mashed potato according to pack instructions, then stir in half the cheese.
  10. Spoon it evenly over the chicken mixture, then top with the rest of the cheese.
  11. Grill for a few minutes until the topping is golden and crisp. Serve & dig in!
TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 26, 2022

In Defence of Starting a New Hobby as an Adult by Nelly London

"I just happened to stumble across a really affordable course that was about 15 minutes from home. It felt like a relatively small commitment so I just signed up not thinking too much else about it."

This is a guest post written by Body Acceptance Advocate, Model & Content Creator, Nelly London.
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I don’t think I’ve even thought about starting a new hobby in about eight years. I feel like after a certain age we figure out the things we like, we find our routines, and we stick to our circles, and there usually isn’t any room for dramatic new hobbies or exciting obsessions, or at least we don’t think there is…

In my head, I had already written off the 60 quid that I had paid and had already excused myself mentally from doing it. Nelly London

A couple of months ago I signed up to an aerial hoop class on a complete whim. I just happened to stumble across a really affordable course that was about 15 minutes from home. It felt like a relatively small commitment so I just signed up not thinking too much else about it. Then obviously the day came and I realised how terrified I was to actually go through with this thing that I had agreed to do. In my head, I had already written off the 60 quid that I had paid and had already excused myself mentally from doing it. But by some miracle I actually followed through with it. I read the info sheet I was emailed about 28 times, checked the location 14 times on google maps, planned exactly where I was going to park, and practised saying ‘hello’ to people I had never met before the whole drive there. I know it might not sound like a lot to many, but for me this was actually pretty momentous. I had to challenge my anxious thoughts with such vengeance that I nearly didn’t didn’t get past them, but I did it anyway and am so thankful I did. 

I don’t know exactly what it was that I was so scared of, but I know it wasn’t the activity itself, which is weird because it’s actually pretty difficult hanging upside down from a height with no safety equipment and with no previous experience, but my brain somehow skipped all that and went straight to the social interaction side of the experience.

I got to know some of the gorgeous girlies pretty quickly as we were all bonded by pure fear of this metal hoop that stood about 22 feet off the ground.Nelly London

I turned up to the community hall where everyone seemed to be nervously loitering before our class was due to start, and it was just as painfully awkward as I knew it would be. We were let in after a few minutes of what felt like unbearable small talk and from then on it was literally the easiest hour of my life. Well, easy from an anxiety point of view, I got to know some of the gorgeous girlies pretty quickly as we were all bonded by pure fear of this metal hoop that stood about 22 feet off the ground (I’m exaggerating, it was about 3), physically it was one of the biggest challenges I’ve ever faced. I’m a pretty fit gal, I train at least 4 times a week, I do a lot of strength work and I take my cardio seriously (weird I know) but dragging your whole body weight on top of a swing object with zero support – f**k me that was painful. 

I don’t find meeting new people easy, I never have, which is part of the reason I’m so glad I really forced myself to turn up for this. I’ve been going back to the classes for about two months now and I’m not lying when I say it’s my favourite part of the week. Not just because it turns out I love aerial skills (who would’ve thought it) but because it’s so lovely to see people who are all there for the same reason as you – to learn something new. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I’ve found any soul ties, but I have met some genuinely lovely and supportive people who have really demonstrated that we all feel the exact same anxieties. 

If you’ve had something that you’ve been wanting to try for ages, my advice would be to just do it. Seriously, just sign up, pay the deposit, put your name on the list, whatever it is, just go for it.

Nelly London

It’s easy to catastrophise and think about the worst case scenario when it comes to social anxiety. What if I’m the odd number and get stuck without a partner, what if people already know each other and I get left out, what if I bend over and my leggings burst open and I am humiliated for the rest of my life?! I know how easy it is to spiral. But remember, our worst thoughts are not our realities, and those things are not likely to happen. And you know what, if they did happen you would cope with them, just how you cope with everything else. 

Good luck at your new gym class, or on your new sports team, or in your new open water swimming club, or at that life drawing class, or at hot yoga, or at the comedy club open mic night. You’re gonna smash it! 

You can follow Nelly over on Instagram and YouTube.

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 23, 2022

Your Tracksuit Dreams IRL. The Future Self + Zoella: Let Go and Grow Collaboration Is Here!

Pre-order your favourite pieces from the collection now to secure your faves, or shop when general release comes around on the 30th October.

The secret’s out. Prepare to grow.

Here at Zoella, our passion for self-care and comfort is unmatched. Whether it be leaning into rituals that keep our minds feeling good when life is hard, or banishing the guilt associated with letting our bodies rest, you could go as far as to say that wellbeing is our *thing*.  

That’s why our latest collab, for more reasons than one, felt like the most natural union of all. Introducing: future self + zoella, the let go and grow collection.

Combining the bold expression and empowering mantras at the core of Zoella, with the self-improvement, focus and drive from future self, the collection is one that makes you both look and feel good! Centred around the collaboration’s limited edition, bespoke print, consider your wardrobe levelled up and a serious dose of fun injected into your current outfit rotations with a slice of the collection on your rail.

The collection is available in four bright and energetic colourways (Lavendula, Lime, Burro and Buttercream) and in sizes XS-3XL.

Helping you ease into the autumn season, the collection is available in four bright and energetic colourways (Lavendula, Lime, Burro and Buttercream) and in sizes XS-3XL. Accessorise with a let go + grow tote bag, and finish your look with a pair of matching socks to perfectly nail the ultimate cosy season look you’ll never want to take off.

But that’s not all! We’ve included the little ones in this collection too, with a bespoke print Kids Range in sizes 1-2 & 2-3 years old. Choose from hoodies, sweatshirts, joggers & socks! Look up the dictionary definition of ‘cute’ and you’ll find our mini tracksuits.  

Pre-order your favourite pieces from the collection now to secure your faves, or shop when general release comes around on the 30th October.  

Listen to your body. Be kind to your mind. Let go and grow.

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 21, 2022

18 Cosmic Tattoos for All the High Key Obsessed Co-Star Fans

From fine-line constellations and minimal designs for the low-key ink lover, to cherubs, planets and tarot cards, here’s 30 cosmic tattoos to inspire your new tattoo.

Whether you can recite your sun, moon and rising sign backwards in your sleep or you just like to dip into your daily horoscope so that you can over analyse your every decision (lol, we stan Pisces), there’s an astrology tattoo out there for you. 

From fine line constellations and minimal designs for the low-key ink lover, to cherubs, planets and tarot cards, here’s 30 cosmic tattoos to inspire your new tattoo. Just don’t book it whilst mercury’s in retrograde, eh…

1. A tiny shell for the water signs and an ode to the birth of Venus.  

2. An astral masterpiece is what it is. 

3. This dainty stick and poke Cancer constellation is a vibe.  

4. Gang’s all here and they’re looking *celestial* 

5. A bewitching shoulder tattoo if ever we’ve seen one.  

6. A barely-there Aquarius constellation piece. 

7. A big tarot card mood. 

8. One for you, charming, beautiful, well-balanced Libras. 

9. A hand-poked witch’s hand for the Circe fans. 

10. A teeny, tiny Leo symbol for the minimalist ink-lover. 

11. Floral but make it witchy!

12. Because books are magic. 

13. Louder for the people at the back

14. Gorgeous, gorgeous girls get delicate zodiac tattoos. 

15. Celestial finger tats? The limit does not exist. 

16. The planet of karma!

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17. Category is: cute and meaningful. 

18. Décolletage details ~ delicate and dreamy