TEAM ZOELLA MAY 27, 2020

How To Be A Good Houseplant Mum

Suffice to say, the houseplant trend is going nowhere fast and we’re mighty glad about that because, well, life is better with plants.

Suffice to say, the houseplant trend is going nowhere fast and we’re mighty glad about that because, well, life is better with plants.
They make our homes brighter and greener and our air cleaner just by existing, and all we have to do is just, you know, keep them alive. Easier said than done!

With so many glorious types to choose from, you’re bound to come across some species that are slightly trickier to care for than your average low maintenance succulent. Boston ferns, what did we ever do to you?

If, like us, you’re a serial plant slayer, here’s your chance to turn a new leaf and be the good plant mum you were always destined to be. Here’s our essential guide to caring for your precious leaf babies.

Overwatering is just as bad as under-watering

The biggest plant crime = Overwatering. Killing them with kindness until they die a slow root rot death. Sound familiar?

Every plant has different water requirements – succulents like to get bone dry between each watering while ferns prefer permanently moist soil conditions, so get to know your plant’s individual needs and tailor your care for each of them.

You can check if your plant needs watering by placing your fingertip into the top 2 inches of soil. If it’s dry and crumbly, it’s definitely time for a good shower. You can also invest in a probe tool to measure the soil condition accurately or simply pick up the plant and weigh it by hand. If it feels light, it needs a drink! Purchase your probe tool here.

Find its happy place

Try shuffling your plants around the house to find the best light to suit their needs. You might picture your plant trailing a bookshelf somewhere, or hanging in a windowless bathroom, but you’ll have to get used to letting your plant dictate where it wants to put down roots. Like an unruly toddler, they know their own mind. Make your peace with that.

Make sure there’s enough light

Some plants love strong direct sun, while others will be happiest with bright morning light and some shade. But what does all that actually mean?

Direct sun means ideally within 2ft of a south-facing window, while bright indirect light is 4-5ft away from an east or west-facing window. If your plant becomes ‘leggy’, stops growing, or the leaves turn yellow, it’s likely not getting enough light. And if your plant’s leaves are browning, curling or appear dry and brittle, then they’re getting too much of a good thing.

Pay attention to any changes

If your plant isn’t a happy bunny, it will soon let you know. Keep an eye on the leaves, feel the soil, check how much sun it’s getting – it’s a full time job but if you care for them properly, you’ll be able to enjoy them in your home for longer.

Beware of heaters and draughts

Keep your plants away from radiators, doors and draughty windows. House plants don’t like to be too cold or too hot, they’re like Goldilocks. They want their conditions to be ‘just right’.

Give them a snack

To top up their soil nutrients, pamper your plants with a healthy dose of fertiliser throughout growing season (March – September). You can buy houseplant food from most supermarkets and garden centres.

Adapt with the seasons

Scale back your feeding and watering in the Winter months. Much like humans, plants slow down in the colder months when they’re no longer actively growing.

Keep the dust away

Dust can block light and harbour insects. Keep leafy plants clean and dust-free by using a damp cloth and gently removing the dust or place the whole plant in the shower and rinse. This is a good way to remove pests such as spider mites and mealybugs. If your plant has an ongoing problem with pests, quarantine the plant, buy a spray treatment and continue to use regularly until the bugs are gone. Purchase your spray treatment here.

Repot when necessary

Most houseplants will come already potted with drainage holes and as a general rule of thumb, this will keep them happy for a year or two. Some variations such as Ficus, Peace Lily and Ferns prefer to be slightly pot-bound but even they will need re-potting eventually.

There’s a few tell-tale signs of a root bound plant to look out for. One of the most obvious signs is roots growing through the drainage holes at the bottom. Turn the pot over and inspect the bottom, you may need to gently remove the pot to get a closer look. If you see a mass of pale roots in the shape of the pot wrapped around the plant, it’s time for action. Give the plant a good watering the day before repotting to reduce stress and make the root workable.

Mist with caution

Aha, misting – the most controversial topic among plant parents! Certain houseplants enjoy a gentle misting but take heed, it’s not suitable for all types. Some are susceptible to bacterial and fungal infections when their foliage is exposed to too much water but tropical houseplants such as Palms and Ferns love high humidity and will thrive with a light morning mist.

The air in our homes is generally dry, so misting is a simple and effective way to boost humidity. You can also group several plants together in close proximity to increase air moisture.

Avoid a soggy bottom

Plants hate having wet feet, which is why most pots have drainage holes to prevent root rot. If in doubt, water your plants in the shower like one big drunken forest orgy. After you’ve given them a good drink, leave them to drain for at least an hour before popping them back in their pots.

Keep your plants hydrated while you’re away

If you’re going on holiday and haven’t nominated a family member to keep an eye on your beloved plant babies, these self-watering globes ensure your plant takes water gradually and only when needed for up to two weeks. Genius!

Plants for beginners

These easy-going plants are a good entry point for any first-time plant mums.

Golden Pothos (Epipremnum Aureum)
Snake plant (Mother-in-Law’s Tongue)
Cacti
Succulents
Spider plant (Chlorophytum)
Dracaena

What’s your favourite house plant? Let us know in the comments below!

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 26, 2020

13 Questions With Gina Martin

Gina Martin is most commonly known for being the girl that made upskirting illegal, but her talents haven't stopped there. Find out what she's working on now and what activism looks like in lockdown.

First of all how are you and how are you coping in lockdown?

I’ve actually only just got into some sort of groove. I was positive for the first two weeks and then coronavirus affected my family and I basically didn’t move from my bed or the sofa for a month. I was overwhelmed. I still am, but now I’m getting back to work (at my little corner desk) and managing to get moving each day with a walk or a workout. It’s still ups and downs though… and I still haven’t put jeans on yet!

Tell us about some of the work you do

I work as a writer, broadcaster and campaigner. I do a lot of speaking at events and with industries – truth to power stuff on gender equality and pushing against the establishment – and I contribute to BBC Radio 5 Live with my slot Gina’s Gamechangers. I’m also an ambassador for UN WomenUK. I work to show ordinary people like me that you can change things if you feel injustice. The main issues I talk around are gender equality, white privilege and human rights. I want to make politics and the conversation around it more accessible to people because it’s so bloody complex and gatekept.

A lot of people will know you as being the woman who got upskirting made illegal, how did it all come about?

Ah yes! I am the upskirting girl and proud of it! I was working in an ad agency in London when I was upskirted in 2017 at British Summertime Festival and after handing the guys, and the picture, into the police I was told there was nothing I could do. So, I launched a two-year legal battle with the Government and my lawyer Ryan and we changed the law in April 2019.

We love your book Be the Change, tell us all about it!

When I first thought about kicking up a stink about upskirting not being a Sexual Offence I googled “how do you change a law?” And literally nothing came up (surprise, surprise!). I realised I was going to have to figure it out on my own and thankfully I managed to, but everything you read on politics and law and campaigning is so dry and complex and full of jargon. So, I decided to write the book I had needed back at the beginning when I had no idea what I was doing. I packed it full of all the things I learnt – everything from using social media for campaigns to public speaking to doing TV interviews to writing a press release. It’s all in there. And it’s all accessibly written and easy to understand! Order Be the Change here.

What was it like to write a book and do you have any advice for someone who wants to write one?

It was amazing but stressful – I was on a tight deadline. I wrote my book in two months as the law was about to change and I was encouraged to release it right after that happened. That worked out though as I was able to write it fairly fast as I was basically collating all this info I’d learnt in the last few years! My advice for a non-fiction book would be to;

A) Create a really single-minded and clear angle for it

B) Don’t try and write like you think you should – you’ll do this without noticing – but allow your tone of voice to shine through.

C) My friend Sam said to me “just get the paint on the wall and perfect it after!” And she’s right; just get the words down! You’ll have time to go over it two or three times and make it better, but the scariest thing is a blank page.

Tell us about your work with UN Women UK

I’ve looked up to them for a long time. They really wanted to work with individuals who not only cared about an issue but were already doing the work to change it. I met Claire Barnett, the Executive Director and we clicked straight away. Since then it’s basically like a big round- table where the ambassadors (me and others) learn about the work UN WomenUK are doing, consult, throw around ideas to help develop projects and then support their mission through our networks and our platforms.

For Instance, they’re launching a digital Everyday Allyship Platform which I’m really excited about, and I’m writing a piece for them and discussing how I could support it with Claire. It’s a very open and honest discourse which I love because that’s hard to find – even in this work!

What has been the highlight of your career so far?

It was, of course, changing the law. But not even because I achieved it, just because it made me so hopeful to think “so, someone who has zero political or legal experience and scraped by in school can change the law?!” It made things feel possible. That or when Annie Lennox emailed me to tell me she loves my work and then I met her and she gave me the biggest cuddle and took me over to meet her team. I literally almost wet myself I was so happy.

What are you currently working on?

Coronavirus has meant I’ve shifted my perspective a bit. I was putting a lot of energy into being on the ground with people, in rooms, speaking, having discussions and now I obviously can’t do that the same way. I’m working on some broadcast opportunities which will look at ordinary people who are pushing to change things which is very exciting.

Right now though I’m most excited about the podcast I’ve launched with my sister Stevie who is a comedian and journalist. It’s called Might Delete Later and it dives into people social media timelines like we do family photo albums, looking at embarrassing posts, big regrets and proud moments. Plus, it asks us to really think about our relationship with social media. It’s been such a joy to have a laugh and work on something where I can be silly Gina not only Gina Martin the Activist!

Who are some of your current favourite follows online?

God, how long do you have!? For learning, I love @rachel.cargle, @munroebergdorf, @mikaelaloach, @jamie_windust @ajabarber, For beautiful words, I love @charlycox1 and @quotesbychristie. For art, I adore @kellyannalondon @hillergoodspeed @weewaaz and for fashion or beauty, I go to @emilisindlev @katiejanehughes @rowisingh. There are about 10,000 more but I’ll stop myself.

What do you always carry with you?

My phone, but after that probably Weleda Skin food, Fenty beauty concealer and Ardell Stroke-A-Brow because I always have dry lips, a hormonal spot goatee and I like my brows to be bushy!

What does your perfect weekend look like?

Oh, what a gorgeous question. Well, it would start with the world being free from Coronavirus. And then my perfect weekend would be my parents and sister coming to stay. We’d wake up late, have coffee and then walk to our favourite tiny cafe and have brekkie. Maybe then we’d all go for a family walk to the park and sit in the sun, before heading home to hang around the house eating nibble bits and have naps. After, we woke up and got ready we’d go out for some red wine at a nice cosy bar and finish the day having Italian at Circolo Popolare! On the Sunday we’d wander around London for hours, grabbing food at a food market and come home to watch a movie and all get takeaway together. I’d kill to have that time with my family. We talk for hours upon hours.

If you could only eat one meal again what would it be?

Pasta. Not even a doubt in my mind. Any pasta. All Pasta. Pasta for brekkie, lunch and dinner. With Garlic bread. Am I allowed to add a backup and say Mexican? Because I have to give that an honourable mention – but pasta has my heart. Going to go and cook some right this second.

If you could give one positive message to our followers what would it be?

Look at your experience from the bottom up, not the top down. On everything. From where you are in the world; your rights, your privileges to personal things like your achievements and your successes. Realise you have an obligation: to do your best for other people. They need you. We all need each other. Oh, and no one can tell you you’re not the right person to make the world a better place.

Follow Gina Martin on Instagram here!

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 25, 2020

5 Of Our Favourite News Stories From Last Week

From Meryl Streep reading James and the Giant Peach to a virtual anniversary one couple will never forget, find five of our favourite news stories from last week.

Teacher’s Pets

Teacher’s like Ingeborg Meinster-Van der Duin from the Dr. H.Bavinck school in Haarlem are truly one of a kind. After missing her students so much during lockdown she decided to knit little dolls that represented each of them. From their hair colour down to their freckles, each doll is adorable, we wish we had a teacher like her.

Gaza Girl

Fajr Hmaid is a 13-year-old girl living in a shack on the Gaza strip who has taken it upon herself to start teaching young children in her area. She claims it is her dream to become a teacher and has boldly and bravely decided to help those who have been affected by schools shutting in March. She teaches English, Arabic and Math to a group of pupils that have grown from a handful to 15!

New York, New York

If you can’t visit your favourite city in the world due to the Coronavirus than make like Ed and Barbra Higgins from Norfolk and bring the city to you! The couple’s 50th Anniversary trip to the big apple was made virtual by friends and family complete with a full itinerary on the day they were supposed to fly, afternoon tea delivered to their door and virtual walking tours for all the sights they were supposed to see!

Baby Planet

Scientists have new images that suggest they could be evidence of the birth of a new planet. The European Southern Observatory’s Very Large Telescope has observed a swirling dense disk of dust and gas with a spiralling twist seen inside. The findings could help scientists understand lots more about this universe of ours and how exoplanets come to be.

Roald Dahl Delights

Enjoy star-studded readings of Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Peach on YouTube! Hilarious award-winning filmmaker Taika Waititi has put together one of the most impressive casts we’ve seen -Meryl Streep included- to read the fantastic book and raise money for Partners In Health, who deliver health care to the world’s poorest places. Find 5 episodes here.

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 24, 2020

Weekly Wants: Go-To Beauty Products

Getting ready for a night out feels like a lifetime ago but that won't stop us going from 0 to 100 just for a video call with our mates.

This week the team are talking through their current go-to beauty products! From skincare to setting spray, we’ve definitely switched up what we’re reaching for, now the temperatures are rising, swapping full coverage for fake tan! Getting ready for a night out feels like a lifetime ago but that won’t stop us going from 0 to 100 just for a video call with our mates. Hands up who can’t wait for their big beauty reveal post lockdown!

Shop the post

Turn off your ad blocker to view content

*This post contains ad-affiliate links

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 23, 2020

Little Acts Of Kindness To Make Someone’s Day During Lockdown

It feels a lot like the world is upside down at the moment but one thing that prevails at a time like this is kindness.

It feels a lot like the world is upside down at the moment but one thing that prevails at a time like this is kindness. People are coming together, helping their elderly neighbours, making the lockdown birthday one to remember and finding new ways to stay connected, albeit from a distance.

The smallest acts of kindness and selfless good deeds can offer a much-needed pick-me-up and morale boost.

As we face further time away from our loved ones, plenty of us will be feeling like there is no end in sight, which is why the smallest acts of kindness and selfless good deeds can offer a much-needed pick-me-up and morale boost.

Though we can’t be together physically, we can show one another we’re all in this together! Here’s a few ideas to help spread a bit of joy during lockdown.

A sweet delivery

Many small and local independent businesses are still operating and now’s a great time to support them. Order some sweet treats from a bakery near you and have it delivered to your nearest and dearest. Doorstep doughnuts will make the world a brighter place!

Small card deliveries

Receiving a bit of positive post will brighten up someone’s day no end and nothing shows them you’re thinking of them quite like a beautiful hand-written note. Papier have got some blooming lovely designs, or you could always get creative and make your own.

Shop Papier

Shop Thortful

All Paper Everything also offer these plantable seeded cards – simply tear them up, pop the pieces in some soil, water and watch the wildflowers grow from your greeting card. Gifts don’t get more wholesome than that. Shop them here.

Create an ‘at home picnic’

Lay on the sandwiches, cakes and strawbs and roll out the picnic blanket in the lounge or better yet, sit on a rug – who says you can’t have a date from home? It might not be quite the same as soaking up the rays in the countryside but it’s a close second best. Plus, you haven’t got to drive anywhere so ya know, bottomless prosecco it is! (And you’ve got the added luxury of having a loo break whenever you need it, every cloud).

Make a collaborative playlist with your family

We may not be able to boogie on down together for a while but that won’t stop us from turning up the volume and pumping out the tunes. With families and friends forced to spend time apart, creating a collaborative playlist is a fun way to get everyone together from afar and discover different music tastes.

With families and friends forced to spend time apart, creating a collaborative playlist is a fun way to get everyone together

Feel free to use our team Zoella playlist template complete with daily prompts or make your own family version! From songs you loved as a teen to your guilty-pleasure jingles, you’ll have one hell of a playlist by the end of it.

Surprise zoom calls

Staying connected during lockdown not only breaks up the day but keeps your MH in check, too. Call a friend to see how they’re getting on, communicate, chat, laugh, cry – going through the motions together sure does help.

Make the pub come to you

Missing heading to your local watering hole with your pals? Turn your kitchen into a makeshift boozer with a blackboard drinks menu and pork scratchings. Invite your friends over for a virtual pub quiz and order the kebabs in. Pornstar Quarantini, anyone?

Letterbox flowers

A posy of positivity is exactly what we all need in our lives right now, especially for many of those of us who are missing the great outdoors. Bring a touch of nature to their home with some colourful scented blooms, just because! Shop Bloom & Wild.

And if house plants are more their thing, boost their happiness at home with a little leafy subscription. Shop Bloombox Club.

Cook a meal for a neighbour

Drop a homecooked meal to an elderly or vulnerable neighbour who might be struggling to get to the shops. Let them know you’re thinking of them and ask them if you can do anything to make their life easier. Even if they’re all set, the thought and the conversation will go a long way at a time like this.

A birthday treasure hunt

Lockdown birthdays don’t have to suck! Make the most of your house mate, S.O. or family member’s special day by organising a treasure hunt around the house, leaving clues to lead them to their birthday gift. If someone is self-isolating on their own on their birthday, you can do it virtually with clues that lead them from one FaceTime call to another. Get imaginative!

You could also get everyone to record a happy birthday video message and edit them all together, so they still have a way of seeing everyone they love on their birthday morning. Shop Marks & Spencer Happy Birthday Box here.

How are you practising kindness during lockdown? We’d love to hear your stories!

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 22, 2020

Blooms Made To Last: The Art Of Pressing Flowers

Whether it’s a single red rose from an important anniversary, a peony from your lockdown birthday bouquet or cow parsley stems foraged from your daily quarantine walk, this is one way to ensure your floral stories will last and last.

What better way to enjoy the beauty of flowers for years to come than by pressing and preserving them?

This is one way to ensure your floral stories will last and last.

Whether it’s a single red rose from an important anniversary, a peony from your lockdown birthday bouquet or cow parsley stems foraged from your daily quarantine walk, this is one way to ensure your floral stories will last and last.

Whilst we’re still spending a lot of time at home, this is a great way to switch off, step away from the laptop and relax with a bit of botanical meditation. Let the digital detox commence.

Choosing the right blooms

For the most colourful print, pick a flower when it’s freshly bloomed. The flower’s colour will fade as it dries so go for the most vibrant blooms if you can

Harvest flowers when they’re dry and free of moisture – damp plants are prone to mould so get them after the morning dew has dried and before the evening dew returns.

Avoid any flowers with tears or blemishes. If you’re picking them from a garden, make sure they’re free of any little bugs too.

You can also pick sentimental flowers that tell a story.

Flowers with flat buds such as roses, pansies and daisies are easier to press but if the bud is globe-shaped, cut it in half. You can also pick sentimental flowers that tell a story.

If you’re using a bulkier flower, use extra paper and card to ensure every part of the flower is being directly pressed.

Head into the woods and use fern leaves or dried grasses as well as fresh flowers – they look lovely when pressed.

Pressing Techniques

The book method

The easiest way to press flowers at home is to use a heavy book, preferably one you’re not too precious about as it might get slightly damaged or wrinkled in the pressing process.

First start by removing any low leaves from your flower. Then, place each flower between two pieces of absorbent paper (parchment paper works well) and slot them into the pages of your book. If you have multiple flowers to press, just ensure you spread these out in the book to avoid transferring moisture from one flower to another. Close the book and place a stack of books or a weighty object on top to apply pressure against the pages.

Change the blotting pages either side of the flower every three days to help prevent browning. After two – three weeks, your flowers will be pressed. Use tweezers to gently peel your flowers from the book.

The microwave method

Fold a regular piece of paper in half, position your fresh flowers on one side of the folded paper along with any leaves if you’re using foliage, too. Once your flowers are laying nice and flat, take a sheet of kitchen roll and gently place it on top of your flowers, then fold the other side of the paper over the paper towel. Place it in the microwave with a heavy casserole dish on top and heat for 30 – 60 seconds. Gently remove the paper towel and carefully lift your flowers off the paper. You can also use a piece of folded parchment paper instead – no kitchen roll required.

The iron method

Place your flowers between two sheets of paper and place a heavy book on top to flatten.

Empty your iron of water, you won’t want any moisture to spoil the flowers.

Iron the paper on low for 15 seconds and leave to cool for a minute before turning over to do the other side. Repeat the process again, then lift the paper to check the flowers are flat and stiff.

The silica gel method

Yep, you know those little sachets you get with new bags and shoes, they’ll come in very handy when you’re pressing blooms. It’s also available from craft shops if you need it in larger quantities.

Empty half your silica into a bowl and lay your flowers on top. Carefully cover your flowers with the remaining silica gel. Leave them undisturbed for a week before gently dusting them off. Enjoy!

Now that you’ve pressed your flowers, you can create a bespoke botanical glass photo frame or use them to decorate your very own greeting cards.

Why not make several smaller memory frames to gift to your friends and family? You could even pop in a sentimental photograph from a wedding day, for example, with a few flowers that featured in the bridal bouquet.

Have you made any botanical creations with your dried flowers? Let us know in the comments below!

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 21, 2020

No-Fuss Mediterranean Mezze Platter

Bursting with flavours from all over the world, mezze can just as easily be enjoyed as the main snack board supper itself, or an all-day grazing board, if you’re no longer subscribing to the idea of breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Found throughout the Mediterranean and the Middle East, Mezze, or meze, is a selection of small plates and savoury dishes, made to be shared alongside any main meal.

Bursting with flavours from all over the world, mezze can just as easily be enjoyed as the main snack board supper itself, or an all-day grazing board, if you’re no longer subscribing to the idea of breakfast, lunch and dinner. That’s us! Mealtimes have blurred into one big all you can eat lockdown buffet anyway, right?

Whoever you’re sharing your house with right now, this smorgasbord of
delights is one way to enjoy a sociable and leisurely meal at home while lingering in the garden or playing games around the table. Grab a plate and get stuck in!

Assembling your Mezze

The mezze experience is as much about the visual feast as it is about the taste but that doesn’t mean you have to be pedantic about presentation. You are the architect of your own mezze masterpiece. As long as it’s colourful, plentiful and served on the biggest platter you can find, you’re doing it right.

All of these ingredients can be purchased in your weekly shop, so if pre-prepared and low maintenance is the way you want to go with mealtimes, mezze’s your main guy.

Dips & sauces

No mezze is complete without party dips and sauces. Load up your platter with houmous and tzatziki – decant them into bowls and nestle them in amongst the rest of your ingredients to make for easy dipping.

To spruce up your shop-bought houmous, make a swirl pattern using the back of a spoon and add a drizzle of olive oil and some pine nuts. Your household will never know it’s pre-made!

Olives

Like little mouthfuls of the Med, mixed olives, pickles and nuts are the best accompaniment for any mezze spread.

Cured meats

Meats like dry-cured prosciutto and salami are delicious with olives and bread. You can also try prosciutto-wrapped asparagus – finger food at its best!

Bread

Serve a variety of bread, Lavash or warm toasted pittas with a generous bowl of dipping oil and balsamic vinegar.

Veggies

Add some crunchy crudités to your platter with raw carrots, roasted asparagus spears and sweet red & yellow peppers.

Fruit

Once you’ve assembled your mezze, fill in any little gaps on your platter with clusters of fruit and veg. Grapes make for a great palette cleanser after you’ve been up for second helpings of salty cheese and salami.

Sun-dried tomatoes

Throw in in those Mediterranean flavours with marinated sun-dried tomatoes – perfect for complementing that tangy feta.

Cheese

Feta and mozzarella balls are the best choices for a Mediterranean mezze but halloumi or whatever you’ve got in your fridge will work just as well.

Falafel

Simply delicious served on flatbread with a generous dollop of fresh yogurt or tahini dip. So simple, so good.

Garnish

To finish, decorate your spread with a few fresh sprigs of rosemary – not only does it smell great, but it also adds texture and visual interest against the backdrop of all the vibrant mezze colours.

And there you have it, a foodie’s masterpiece! Drizzle and dunk to your heart’s content.

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 20, 2020

All The Thoughts And Feelings We Had Watching Normal People

If you’ve seen it, then you’ll know what all the fuss is about, and why Connell’s silver chain is the only thing that matters anymore.

If you’ve made it this far into lockdown without watching Normal People, what could have been so urgent, please?

If you’ve seen it, then you’ll know what all the fuss is about, and why Connell’s silver chain is the only thing that matters anymore.

With sex scenes and full-frontal nudity, it’s… #NormalPeople and every single thought and emotion we had while watching it.

1. Huh, I never imagined Connell to be a silver chain wearer when I read the book

2. A moment of silence for everyone sitting down to watch this with their parents.

3. The playlist, I need the playlist. Give me those sad indie tunes immediately

4. Who knew Gaelic football could be this erotic

5. Not handling the cosmic sexual chemistry so well over here

6. She really wants to take her clothes off doesn’t she

7. Yep, that’s it then. I really fancy Connell

8. Even my armpits are aroused at this point

9. Is he… stopping to put a condom on

10. Yep, just casually rolling it on

11. Consent perfectly executed, followed by, “I think you’re really pretty by the way” – he is now officially my internet boyfriend

12. I know Marianne’s nipples better than I know my own

13. So pert, so poised

14. Why do I feel as though I could burst into tears at any moment

15. The acting, the cinematography, the music, the script. We are not worthy of such greatness

16. Imogen Heap and car sex. What a horny little recipe.

17. Why does Marianne’s mum remind me of Jenny Lind from The Greatest Showman?

18. MARIANNE DESERVED TO GO TO THE DEBS, CONNELL YOU FILTHY PIECE OF TOERAG

19. Oh it hurts, it physically hurts

20. PULL IN HERE. Yes Lorraine, you legend

21. Never in this history of voicemails that don’t belong to me, have I been so personally traumatised

22. Yep, can confirm still fancy Connell in his BP garage uniform

23. I wonder if there will be a Normal People tour complete with GAA shorts signed by Connell available in the gift shop. If so, would visit, would buy

24. If 2020 were a person, it would look a lot like Jamie

25. I can’t wait for them to have glorious Trinity reunion sex

26. Marianne’s got a hip flask of gin on gin, she must mean business

27. She’s touching the chain, I repeat, she’s touching the chain

28. Googles various men in jewellery

29. But it’s not the same. Because they’re not Connell

30. I’m going to need to know where Marianne’s yellow bedding is from…

31. Oh, yep now she’s sucking his finger

32. Has he actually got his flaccid lad out on tv? High five BBC.

33. Look at it blissfully bobbing around the groin, living its best limp life and allowed to just catch its breath in a debrief for a second

34. I can’t decide if releasing this absolute filth in the middle of a pandemic where we’re largely forbidden from touching other people’s genitals was genius or savage

35. And I’ve landed on savage

36. Even the tea is sexy

37. Aw, look he kissed her on the shoulder in public. Progress!

38. Not again Connell ffs, my heart’s down to its last valve

39. No, what are you doing? Turn around. Ask her if you can stay with her for the Summer you eejit

40. Maybe I should cut myself a fringe

41. Ok, Marianne Italy suits you

42. Sweden… not so much

43. Episode 10 just chewed on my heart for fun and spat it back out again

44. When Connell cries, the nation cries with him

45. “We can keep Skype on. Carry me over to your bed” No YOU’RE crying again.

46. THIS ACTING IS SOMETHING ELSE

47. A Rocket ice cream? Controversial.

48. The car scene. Let that be it. Let them be happy and have loads of highly intelligent children for crying out loud.

49. I’m one more flashback from an emotional breakdown

50. That kiss was so wholesome

51. What a f*cking beautiful bit of tv

52. BEAUTIFUL I tell you

53. But also devastating

54. If there’s any justice in the world, there will be a season 2. You hear me? We’re owed a season 2 Hulu, and an explanation for THAT ending

55. It’s been 2 weeks and I’m still thinking about Connell Waldron’s chain

56. If I accomplish nothing else in these lockdown years, at least I can tell my grandchildren about the time I watched Normal People in one sitting and I was both horny and emotionally unstable throughout

57. “I’ll go”
“and I’ll stay…and we’ll be ok”
OH JESUS WEPT I AM NOT OK

58. What a wild ride that was

59. I’m fully prepared to accept I’m never going to emotionally recover from this

60. Petition to get a Connell’s chain emoji

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 19, 2020

13 Questions With Aimee Morrison

Bobbi Brown Pro Makeup Artist Aimee Morrison shares some top tips and tricks, how she got into the makeup industry, and what she's up to during lockdown.

First of all, how are you and how are you coping in lockdown?

I’m really well and I would say I have adapted to life as a pro makeup artist working from home now, I’m so lucky that I get to work virtually with our clients online via Live Chats which is great fun. I also love being able to share more content for my followers on Instagram too, it’s a great tool to educate and connect with everyone.

Personally, I’ve been able to drink as many coffee’s as I want all thanks to my mum and dad’s lovely Nespresso machine (ha!) and I enjoy baking a weekly banana bread for the family too! I guess I’ve just been trying to stick to a daily routine which includes more time on skincare vs makeup these days.

How long have you been a Bobbi Brown Pro and how did you get into it?

I have been a Bobbi Brown Pro Artist for 3 years and I’ve worked for the brand for 8 years in total. I joined when I was 19 years old, it was my mum who got me the job! My mum has always inspired me to look after myself and started buying me Bobbi Brown products when I was still at High School. My first ever Bobbi Brown products were a Shimmer Brick and Lip Gloss – two of which I still love and use now. I studied makeup at college for 3 years and my first job in the industry was for YSL.

One day my mum took me to our local Bobbi Brown counter in Glasgow, where of course she was a VIP having been so loyal to the brand, to look into and buy some new makeup bits for my kit. During our consultations, she started talking about my passion for makeup and I left the counter feeling so inspired and with a job interview the following week, the rest is history!

Have you always been a makeup lover?

Yes, always! My dad tells me that he knew from a very young age that I would be involved in makeup. I had to have it all…and I still do. I used to borrow mums red lipstick and wear it all the time before I knew what to do with it, I’m pretty sure I coloured in my bedroom wall using it too! I used to love watching my mum do her makeup and make herself look beautiful, I guess it stemmed from there. She truly is my idol. Now I have a full and varied CV that I am super proud of, all thanks to loving makeup – ranging from travelling across the globe to Paris & New York for fashion weeks, assisting and leading shoots, working with press and influencers at various events to presenting Live on QVC.

I really do enjoy nothing more though than meeting real women/men and teaching them how to be and feel the best versions of themselves with great skincare and beautiful makeup products. I’m so grateful for all the amazing opportunities that Bobbi Brown Cosmetics has and continues to throw my way.

Do you have any favourite looks you’ve created on yourself or someone else?

I would say that my signature makeup look on myself would have to be a Soft Bronze Smokey Eye paired with a Nude Glossy Lip. But I’m also always a fan of anything 90’s inspired. For others, I love nothing more than to create glowing, seamless looking skin. When most want to cover up their complexions with lots of foundation, I find it so fun stripping it back and teaching clients how to make their skin look and feel amazing with small layers of skincare and makeup versus just focusing on how to make their foundation look good. Glowing skin is always in, right?

Who are some of your favourite MUAs to follow?

I follow so many amazing and inspiring makeup artists, who I look to for inspiration and guidance. Patrick Ta is a firm favourite on Instagram, I love his beautiful work on his celebrity clients. I also love Katie Jane Hughes, her editorial work is unreal, and I’m obsessed with her close-ups and eye shots on herself. I have been watching lots of Lisa Eldridge tutorials on YouTube too for inspiration.

How has your makeup changed since being in lockdown?

I wake up in the morning’s and I take more time layering on my skincare. Starting each day with glowing skin makes me feel good. I then reach for my at-home makeup bag which has concealer, mascara, a brow pencil and lip gloss in! I spend 5 minutes doing makeup now instead of half an hour, it’s great!

What has been the highlight of your career so far?

I am so grateful to have many highlights as a Pro Artist, but I would say my biggest achievement so far has got to be New York Fashion Week in February this year with the Bobbi Brown pro team! It’s the hardest I’ve ever worked in my life with super early call times, nonstop makeup tests, organising makeup kits for each lead makeup artist to then getting the models in their makeup looks for the runway. It’s true what they say it’s a city that never sleeps! I loved every second. I still can’t believe my biggest dream since joining the brand in 2012 came true.

What are you currently working on?

I am currently working a lot more virtually now, with online daily Live Chats engaging still with our lovely clients. It’s great because we are starting to do video calls now to better help us recommend skincare and makeup products. As a Pro Team, we are collaborating with a lot more influencers and brands via Instagram which is cool!

I’m also creating more content for my channels as working with journalists to provide an expert voice across their media channels. At a time when people aren’t able to access the 1 on 1 interaction they usually can, I’m so thrilled that we are able to get our voices out there thanks to social media and online beauty, lifestyle hubs.

What are some of your top makeup tips?

Top Tips:

For that perfect NO MAKEUP, MAKEUP look, it’s all about applying and blending out small layers of concealer onto a well-hydrated base versus applying thick foundation all over.

Don’t slack when it comes to mascara, I always curl my lashes before and sometimes after applying 2-3 layers of my favourite Smokey Eye Mascara to make the most of my lashes.

Multi-use products more to save time and money, for example, I often apply bronzer to eyelids for a subtle hint of colour and I love Pot Rouge for cheeks and lips.

What do you always carry with you?

Tissues and concealer! I have super watery eyes so always need to dab my under eye area and I need my concealer to top up any removed makeup.  

What does your perfect weekend look like?

It’s got to involve the beauty of nature, I love nothing more than to get my outdoors attire on, jump in the car and drive to Scotland’s beautiful highlands with my partner and cocker spaniel. Away from everyday life and not reaching for my mobile helps me to release any stress and improves my self-awareness.

If you could only eat one meal again what would it be?

Oh, wow this is hard but I would have to say pizza. Margheritas are my favourite with a side of fries and mayo. Simple but absolutely delicious. There is nothing better than a perfectly cooked pizza!

If you could give one positive message to our followers what would it be?

Keeping it short and sweet…

Slow down, appreciate and focus on what matters!

TEAM ZOELLA MAY 18, 2020

5 Happy News Stories To Get Us Through The Week

In last week’s posi news, Queenie got us all choked up with her moving VE Day speech, there were more life-affirming Covid-19 recovery stories and socially distanced gastro-greenhouses were piloted in Amsterdam. Here’s a little summary of the happy news stories getting us through life on lockdown.

‘Never give up, never despair’: The Queen’s VE Day speech

The Queen addressed the nation in her moving Victory in Europe Day speech, marking the 75th anniversary since the end of the Second World War.

The address took place at 9pm on 8th May, the same day and time her father, King George VI, delivered his speech back in 1945. She led tributes to the wartime generation and spoke of the sacrifices made for us to live in peace; they died so we could live as free people.

As we observed a two-minute silence from our homes and celebrated VE Day from our doorsteps this year, the Queen reflected on this unique day of remembrance taking place during lockdown and drew parallels between the wartime generation and those now facing the coronavirus pandemic.

She said, “Today it may seem hard that we cannot mark this special anniversary as we would wish.

“Instead we remember from our homes and our doorsteps.

“But our streets are not empty; they are filled with the love and the care that we have for each other.

“And when I look at our country today, and see what we are willing to do to protect and support one another, I say with pride that we are still a nation those brave soldiers, sailors and airmen would recognise and admire.”

Once again, she reminded us all that we’re stronger than we know. “Never give up, never despair” – that was the message of this VE Day.

And the award for dad of the year goes to…

Due to the pandemic, travel plans are on hold and holidays have been cancelled but where there’s a DIY dad, there’s a way.

After this family’s ski trip was cut short due to coronavirus lockdown, Steve Cross, from Hertfordshire, built a DIY ski lift in their garden for his two kids to play on. And it’s genius.

Unable to take his two daughters on their annual ski trip, he decided to bring the slopes to them instead. The father of two managed to craft a dry ski slope and chair lift complete with a manual pulley system and it’s basically as good as the real thing.

All in a day’s work! Is it wrong that we want a go?

Socially distanced dining in Amsterdam

Are you missing eating out at your favourite restaurants during lockdown? You’re not alone. As lockdown restrictions are gradually lifted, restauranteurs are coming up with innovative ways to make socially distanced dining a way of life.

Mediamatic ETEN, a plant-based restaurant in Amsterdam, is trialling a new concept which will see customers from the same household dining in individual pods or Serres Séparées. Staff will be wearing protective shields to alleviate any risk of infection and meals will be served to diners on long wooden boards which can be slid through the greenhouse door and onto the table. The chambers are far apart from each other to ensure minimal contact between customers.

They are currently trialling the concept with friends and family only, as they await government permission to reopen. Fingers crossed gastro-greenhouses take off.

Fighting spirit!

A 113-year old woman, believed to be the oldest woman in Spain, has recovered from coronavirus.

Maria Branyas spent weeks in isolation after being diagnosed with Covid-19 but has now beaten the virus, having only suffered with minor symptoms.

This means she has now lived through the flu pandemic, two world wars, Spanish civil war and the coronavirus outbreak. When asked for her secret to a long life, Branyas told Spanish newspaper, La Vanguardia, “I have done nothing but live.” No, you’re crying.

A forest for the future

Volunteers working for Trees for Life have been isolating at the charity’s Dundreggan rewilding estate in Glenmoriston to save tens of thousands of native trees from being lost during the coronavirus lockdown.

The saplings were all grown from seed in a specialised nursery in Dundreggan and were due for planting this Spring as part of an initiative to restore Scotland’s ancient Caledonian Forest.

“We were all set for another busy season of preparing thousands of young native trees for planting on the hills by our volunteers, when the coronavirus crisis forced the postponement of this spring’s tree planting – meaning tens of thousands of young trees have not left our nursery as planned,” said Mr Gilbert, Trees for Life’s Dundreggan manager.

“But nature isn’t in lockdown. All these precious trees have been coming into leaf, and we need to take care of them – especially in the dry weather we’ve been having. Without regular watering, they would all die. We also needed to start sowing new seed now, to ensure a supply of trees for future planting seasons.

“We’re here in isolation for the long-haul if needs be, together with a growing forest for the future.”

What was the last piece of happy news you saw?