TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 9, 2020

Homemade Pumpkin Spiced Latte That Tastes Just Like The Real Deal

As much as we enjoy the seasonal ritual of wandering down to our local coffee house and queuing for a PSL, there’s something extra cosy about shuffling into the kitchen and brewing your own signature fall cuppa from the comfort of your own home, swaddled in a dressing gown.

Klaxon: it’s October, which means we all get to be unapologetically basic about Autumn now and not be judged for it. Praise be.

We will quote F. Scott Fitzgerald like he’s a fond uncle of ours and clog our camera roll up with leaves glorious leaves

We will wear the coats and the knitwear and happily get claggy armpits in the process because it’s still slightly too sunny. We will quote F. Scott Fitzgerald like he’s a fond uncle of ours and clog our camera roll up with leaves glorious leaves because we are walking talking October clichés and ain’t nothing 2020 can do about it.

We’ve already drunk enough pumpkin spice latte to sink a battleship and yet we still want more because it warms our soul in a way that only a spicy caffeinated winter squash can.

There’s something extra cosy about shuffling into the kitchen and brewing your own signature fall cuppa

As much as we enjoy the seasonal ritual of wandering down to our local coffee house and queuing for a PSL, there’s something extra cosy about shuffling into the kitchen and brewing your own signature fall cuppa from the comfort of your own home, swaddled in a dressing gown. Not to mention the coin you’ll save on that daily Starbucks habit.

Here’s how to make our budget-friendly homemade PSL!

SERVES 2
PREP: 5 MINS COOK: 10 MINS
EASY
  • Start by heating your milk, pumpkin puree, sugar, vanilla extract, and pumpkin pie spices on the hob
  • To make pumpkin pie spice add 4 teaspoons of ground cinnamon, 2 teaspoons of ground ginger, 1 teaspoon of ground cloves, and 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg and give them a mix. Store them in an airtight container.
  • When hot combine the pumpkin spice milk with your coffee
  • Divide the mixture between two mugs and decorate however you wish, we went for whipped cream a sprinkling of chocolate powder and a cinnamon stick!
TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 8, 2020

The Snug As A Bug Knitwear Pieces We’re Lusting Over

As the crisp, chilly mornings become the norm and we're opting for pumpkin spice lattes over iced coffee, we've reached peak layering season and we are frankly thrilled about it.

In the words of our favourite ogre, Shrek (just in case you know multiple green, swamp loving residents) layers are EVERYTHING. As the crisp, chilly mornings become the norm and we’re opting for pumpkin spice lattes over iced coffee, we’ve reached peak layering season and we are frankly thrilled about it.

Not only does an extra cardi or knit feel like a comforting hug on an early morning, but it also offers endless styling potential to switch things up, mix and match and clash to your heart’s content.

We’re talking slim fit turtlenecks under t-shirts, cardigans to warm up a summer dress and oversized jumpers roomie enough to huddle into whilst waiting for the morning bus. Adjusting and envisioning your fave existing pieces in different, versatile looks along with new season ‘add to basket IMMEDIATELY’ items make the morning ‘what shall I wear to WFH today?’ a little more satisfying.

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Which of our picks for this week is high on your lust list?

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 7, 2020

Alternatives to Pumpkin Carving

Halloween is fast approaching and we're more than ready to get the spook fest underway but let's face it, carving those fleshy Jack-o'-lanterns is h-a-r-d work. Seeds, seeds everywhere.

This year we’re ditching traditional pumpkin carving in favour of something faff-free

We’ve carved some very questionable creepy eyes and wonky teeth in our time, so this year we’re ditching traditional pumpkin carving in favour of some faff-free, longer-lasting alternatives. Because there’s only so much pumpkin soup a girl can have in one week. 

Care to join us on our quest? Gather your ghoulfriends, put on some bewitching tunes and get your witch-craft on with these no-carve pumpkin ideas. 

Yarn Pumpkin

A glue-free craft is a craft we can get on board with! These yarn pumpkins are easy to create and make for beautiful centrepieces or Halloween shelf décor. 

Simply wrap orange yarn around your hands multiple times until you reach the end of the thread. 

Cut a separate piece of yarn approximately 10 inches long to wrap around the middle of your bundle. Thread it through the gap in the bundle where your hand is then bring the two ends together, securing with a double knot. 

Cut a green or brown pipe cleaner for the stem and place it on top of your bundle, looping it underneath the knot. 

Fold the pipe cleaner in half then twist the ends together to create a thick stem. You can also use green/brown yarn instead if you don’t have pipe cleaners. 

Why not hang them on a little string garland.

Stuck for ideas on how to display your gourd-geous creations? Why not hang them on a little string garland. If you’ve got it, haunt it!

Clay Pumpkin

We can’t promise it’ll be anything like that romantic scene in Ghost, mostly because Patrick Swayze won’t be there but we can promise it’ll be fun, at least and 10 times easier and iconic in its own way. 

Using air dry clay, take a rolling pin or something cylindrical to flatten it out. 

With slightly wet hands, knead into a pumpkin-shaped ball. Once you’re pleased with your pumpkin shape, now’s the time to add in all the ridges and grooves to make it look like the real deal. 

Using a pencil, a skewer, a blunt knife edge or any other handy sculpting utensils you have in your kitchen, score your clay with vertical lines from top to bottom. Once you’re happy with the texture, you can add some detail to the top for the stem. 

Form a little indent at the top of your pumpkin using your fingers. Roll out a tiny piece of clay into a cone shape for the stalk and pinch it onto the top of your pumpkin to secure. 

Leave to dry for 48 hours before painting. It’s as easy as bibbidi bobbidi boo. 

Toilet Roll Pumpkin

You’ll never look at your toilet roll in the same way once you’ve seen it in all its Halloween glad rags. 

Simply unravel the sheets of tissue and roll them back up to create some texture. Then wrap and fold a fabric of your choice around the roll, tucking into the top as you go. You may need to trim any excess fabric beforehand to get a neater finish. 

Repeat until you’ve completely covered the roll and finish with a twig, branch or cinnamon stick placed in the top for the stem. And you’re done. Crappy Halloween, indeed! 

Painted Pumpkin

Your creative genius knows no bounds when it comes to painting ‘kins. The limit does not exist. 

You can buy an eerie looking ghost pumpkin or paint one white if you want a blank canvas to work with. Alternatively, you can’t go far wrong with a classic spooky face or a black cat motif. 

From paint splatters and creepy neon shades to spider webs and glitter-dipped stems – you can go as simple or as innovative as you like. 

What pumpkin carving alternatives will you be making this Halloween? Let us know in the comments below!

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 6, 2020

13 Questions With Juno Dawson

We caught up with Juno Dawson,the author of our October Zoella Book Club pick 'Wonderland'.

First off, how are you and how have you been coping in 2020? 

I’m not going to lie, this year is shit. Pretending it’s been character-building feels like a betrayal of the people who’ve been really badly let down by our leaders this year. On a personal level, my dad got sick, my wedding had to be postponed and the government scrapped plans to reform the Gender Recognition Act. This has not been my favourite year.

Can you tell us about your latest novel Wonderland? 

I can! It’s a radical retelling of Alice in Wonderland where Wonderland is an exclusive, elite festival – sort of like Coachella. Alice goes there in search of her crush, a girl called Bunny and has all sorts of debauched adventures along the way. Perfect if you liked Euphoria or Gossip Girl.

You have an incredible body of works, what is the process like for writing a new book? 

I spend a little time ‘dipping my toe’ with a new novel. It’s like dating. You have to get a feel for the characters and decide if you want to commit to them.

What do you like most about writing YA fiction? 

I like that it’s a transformative time. That’s what my novels have in common – the characters undergo some form of evolution and end a different person than they started. I’m also a fan of the high school movie – from Heathers to Clueless to Buffy.

You’re a huge advocate for the LGBTQ+ community, do you have any recommendations for people who would like more books with LGBTQ+ characters? 

The Miseducation of Cameron Post is beautifully written and pretty much anything by David Levithan – Every Day and Two Boys Kissing are my favourites. However, if you haven’t read Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City series, you have such a treat in store. They’re the ultimate novels about finding your own family and place in the world.

What are you currently working on? 

I can’t really say too much – but I have a new novel on the go and a bunch of TV projects.

What are your top tips for switching off and relaxing? 

Don’t take your phone or laptop into the bedroom! 

What is the best thing you’ve read this year? 

I think Boy Parts by Eliza Clarke or Witches by Sam George Allen.

What are some of your all-time favourite reads? 

Tales of the City as mentioned, Clockwork by Philip Pullman, The Secret History by Donna Tartt, Noughts and Crosses by Malorie Blackman.

What does your perfect weekend look like? 

Seeing friends for brunch, some shopping or a long walk with my chihuahua. Then dinner and cocktails or a movie with my partner Max.

What do you always carry with you? 

Tinted Vaseline, Imodium (I have IBS!), and whatever I’m reading.

What would your last ever meal be? 

Oooh like really beautiful Japanese food: gyoza and tempura and curry.

What is one positive piece of advice you could give to our audience?

Always buy a kingsize mattress, even if you have a double bed.

Find Juno on Instagram here!

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 5, 2020

These Toffee Apple Cupcakes Are What Autumn Dreams Are Made Of

Packed with comforting cinnamon flavours and tart apple and drizzled with caramel frosting!

They’ve pretty much cemented themselves as one of our favourite fall treats

Toffee apple cupcakes for Autumn? Ground-breaking. Oh but they are, so much so they’ve pretty much cemented themselves as one of our favourite fall treats. Ok, daily fall treats if we’re going to be pedantic about it.

We don’t use this word lightly because, well, we know we have a national aversion to it but in this case, we must rise to the challenge because the occasion calls for it. They are moist.

From their frosted top to their soft and fluffy bottoms, they are m-o-i-s-t through and through. There. We did it. Used the worst adjective in the English language and nothing awful happened. 2020 – it’s the year of personal growth, fellas.

Packed with comforting cinnamon flavours and tart apple and drizzled with caramel frosting, they’re the ideal bitesize snack for elevenses… and twelveses and oneses. You get the idea.

They’re the ideal bitesize snack for elevenses!

SERVES
PREP: COOK:
EASY
  • Preheat oven to 175°C and pop your paper cases in to your cupcake pan
  • Beat your butter and sugar together until light and fluffy.
  • Add the eggs one at a time, beating well between, followed by the flour, cinnamon and maple syrup,
  • Mix until all the ingredients are fully combined then fold in the grated apple.
  • Fill each case to 2/3 full and bake for 20 minutes until risen and springy when touched. Allow to cool in the tin for 5 minutes before removing to a baking rack to finish cooling.
    To make the frosting mix the butter in the bowl of an electric mixer until pale and soft. Add the icing sugar, syrup and milk. Turn the mixer on low and gradually increase the speed. Whip for 5 minutes, if the frosting looks too stiff add a splash more milk until you reach a nice piping consistency.
    Once the cupcakes have cooled fill a piping bag, fitted with an open star nozzle with the maple syrup frosting and pipe each cupcake with a swirl. Drizzle each cake with some caramel sauce and chopped toffee pieces.
TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 4, 2020

Weekly Wants: Styling Statement Collars

These staple pieces come in many shapes and sizes, and this week we're sharing our hero products of the collar world, whether it be striking shirts, cosy jumpers or dressed down blouses.

Layering is one of the biggest pros of cool weather dressing, and this season we’re head over heels for all things statement collars and their versatility across multiple ‘gram-worthy’ lewks. These staple pieces come in many shapes and sizes, and this week we’re sharing our hero products of the collar world, whether it be striking shirts, cosy jumpers or dressed down blouses.

Whilst the likes of Ms Chung has been rocking far pricier versions of this style for years, the high street has some very welcome chic and stylish offerings to add some trend-led fashion to your wardrobe without breaking the bank. And whilst shopping IRL still proves tricky, finding the perfect versatile piece like the humble collared shirt has the potential to transform multiple outfits and offer real longevity to your A/W wardrobe! What’s not to love?!

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TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 3, 2020

September Book Club 2020: Queenie by Candice Carty Williams

This month, we had the pleasure of reading Queenie by Candice Carty-Williams – winner of the British Book Awards Book of the Year.

September’s book club pick needs no introduction but we’re going to serve you one up anyway. This month, we had the pleasure of reading Queenie by Candice Carty-Williams – winner of the British Book Awards Book of the Year.

It tells the tale of 25-year-old, Queenie Jenkins, a Jamaican British woman living in London, straddling two cultures and slotting neatly into neither. She works at a national newspaper, where she’s constantly forced to compare herself to her white middle-class peers. When she takes a break from her long-term boyfriend, Tom, her life starts to unravel and she seeks comfort in all the wrong places, including several hazardous men who do a good job of occupying brain space and a bad job of affirming self-worth.

Find out how Team Zoella enjoyed one of the most anticipated reads of 2020!

Discover the rest of our 2020 Book Club picks here!

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 2, 2020

20 Things To Do This October

We’re all for giving in to our basic bitch instincts and just letting October run amok with our senses. With that in mind, here are 20 things to do this month.

There’s just something about those crisp days and all that hygge hype

Listen, when it comes to Autumn, we all shamelessly lose our sh*t. There’s just something about those crisp days and all that hygge hype that gets the people going. So why fight it?

We’re all for giving in to our basic bitch instincts and just letting October run amok with our senses. With that in mind, here are 20 things to do this month.

1 Transition your Insta feed. Go get that autumn aesthetic

2 Watch Enola Holmes – it’s the cosy, comforting, feminist film we all need rn. God bless you, Netflix.

3 Delight in the breath-taking television that is Bake Off

4 Stock up on your pumpkin scented candles. Get hoardin’ those sweet gourdy wicks

5 Start using the word hygge to describe everything again…

6 Even though you’re not entirely convinced you know how to pronounce it, so you just end up making a noise that sounds partly like a word but mostly like a burp

7 Turn your clocks back an hour…

8 And have the great bi-annual debate – wait, does this mean we’re gaining an hour or losing an hour? Nobody knows. Just hibernate, eat your cinnamon buns and be done with it

9 Stand in the shower for 10 minutes longer than you need to because it’s cold out there and the journey to the towel is just too treacherous

10 Collect a bunch of conkers for absolutely no reason other than LOOK HOW SHINY THEY ARE

11 Proceed to test out conker vs spider theory

12 Conveniently forget to shave. Armpits ‘n’ legs are hibernating, why disturb them?

13 Consider how the socks and sandals thing is actually really rather practical

14 Dedicate at least one caption to F. Scott Fitzgerald: “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall”

15 (Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it) Take a photo stood in a pile of leaves. Extra points if there’s a squirrel present

16 Buy a new knit and convince yourself you’ll wear it all the time, even though it’s itchy af. Narrator: she will never wear it

17 Wee yourself a little bit at the thought of pumpkin picking

18 Reunite with the Sanderson Sisters. All these years later and here we are, still finding Thackery Binx attractive

19 Cook up some pumpkin pancakes. We know a great little recipe. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

20 Spook up your home ready for Halloween with seasonal touches. Translation: hang up a bat garland and some of that really annoying cobweb stuff on your mantel, sigh and sit back down again

TEAM ZOELLA OCTOBER 1, 2020

The Ultimate Hygge Inspired Autumnal And Christmas Bedding

There's nothing quite like sliding into your favourite bed sheets and blankets, whether it be your 3pm WFH slump or a 9pm early nighter.

Ahhh- that fresh sheet feeling. There’s nothing quite like sliding into your favourite bed sheets and blankets, whether it be your 3pm WFH slump or a 9pm early nighter, creating an oasis of a bedroom that allows you to fully switch off is something worth investing in.

We’re rushing to pimp out our bed situ and revel in the comfort of a weighted blanket!

Whilst the summer saw us ditch the duvet and camp out next to a fan or window, the comfort of a cool, rainy day means we’re rushing to pimp out our bed situ and revel in the comfort of a weighted blanket and cuppa in hand. We’ve swapped notes with the Danish to channel the ultimate in hygge living into our homes this season because now more than ever is a time to lean in and enjoy the moments of rest, recuperation and reflection that have come with such a turbulent year.

Here’s to replicating that dreamy hotel bed feeling every day- apologies in advance if it makes your 7am alarm feel all the more tempting to snooze.

Autumnal

Festive

TEAM ZOELLA SEPTEMBER 30, 2020

10 Scary Reads to Sink Your Fangs Into This Halloween

From spine-chilling Stephen King classics to freaky fiction guaranteed to have you sleeping with the light on, here’s a round-up of the boo-kish delights to gorge on this Halloween.

Seeking a deliciously dark, macabre tale featuring characters and plots you’d rather hide from than sit in your bedroom with? Glad to be acquainted.

Those with a nervous disposition should probs sit this one out.

From spine-chilling Stephen King classics to freaky fiction guaranteed to have you sleeping with the light on, here’s a round-up of the boo-kish delights to gorge on this Halloween. Those with a nervous disposition should probs sit this one out. Go cuddle some kittens for a while.

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness

Let’s ease you in gently! Despite the title, this is not your average run of the mill scary monster novel. This is a moving classic that’ll have you mopping up your tears with the nearest fake spiderweb or black cat you can find. Who knew a tree could make you so emotional.

Misery by Stephen King

Nobody does the stick-your-book-in-the-freezer fiction quite like Stephen King. Misery is about a famous novelist who crashes his car in a snowstorm and is rescued by none other than his mentally-unstable number one fan.

Paul Sheldon has plans to make the transition from writing historical romances featuring heroine Misery Chastain to publishing literary fiction. Annie Wilkes, Sheldon’s self-proclaimed number one fan, rescues the author from the scene of a car accident. The former nurse takes care of him in her remote house, but becomes irate when she discovers that the author has killed Misery off in his latest book. Annie keeps Sheldon prisoner while forcing him to write a book that brings Misery back to life. If you’re after a book that will be best placed locked in a cupboard with a padlock, this is a good shout.

Wonderland by Juno Dawson

Our Zoella Book Club read for October! A modern reworking of a classic tale, this is one literary rabbit hole you’ll be all too glad to stumble down. When Alice’s troubled best friend Bunny goes missing, she becomes obsessed with finding her. She begins retracing her steps and looking for clues in her pigeonhole when she discovers an invitation to Wonderland: the elite party to end all parties. Could this lead her to Bunny? Or is this really a case of finding herself?

The Deaths of December by Susi Holliday

The Deaths of December is the ultimate anti-Christmas gift, all wrapped up with a bloody bow to boot. When an advent calendar arrives at the police station, DC Becky Greene makes a gruelling discovery behind each door. As the country relaxes into festive cheer, Greene and DS Eddie Carmine must race against time to catch the killer. Because there are four doors left, and four murders will fill them… It’s an absolute cracker.

Orphan X by Gregg Hurtwitz

Action, suspense, plot, this book has it all going on. The first in a five-book thriller series by Gregg Hurtwitz, Orphan X is the story of Evan Smoak, who joined a top-secret operation known as the ‘Orphan Program’ when he was 12. Raised and trained as an Orphan, he was sent to bad places to do things the government denied ever happened. Then, he broke with the program, using everything he learned to disappear. But someone is on his trail. If the blurb’s anything to go by, you’re in for a nail-biting read.

The Magpie Society: One for Sorrow by Zoe Sugg & Amy McCulloch

A gripping high-school thriller like no other, The Magpie Society: One for Sorrow is a book you’ll want to devour in one fell swoop.

Illumen Hall is an elite boarding school of tradition and achievement. But tragedy strikes when the body of a student is found dead on the beach – and on her back is a tattoo of a magpie. For new student Audrey, it is just another strange and unsettling thing about her new surroundings, along with the secrets the school seems to hide and its weird obsession with magpies. For her roommate Ivy, the death of her friend Lola is just one thing she desperately wants to get past – and having a new student asking questions and cluttering up her personal space is not helping a bit.
But the two girls are forced into an unlikely alliance when a mysterious podcast airs, with one sinister headline: I KNOW WHO KILLED LOLA. AND ONE OF YOU IS NEXT.

Say Her Name by Juno Dawson

Chanting a ghost’s name five times in front of a candlelit mirror at a spooky boarding school… Never going to end well, guys. Asking for trouble, that! When Bobbie, her best friend Naya and cute local boy Caine agree to summon the legendary ghost, Bloody Mary, for a Halloween dare, it looks like nothing eerie happens, until Bobbie finds a message on her bathroom mirror that says: five days. Read it at your own risk, preferably five days before Halloween for peak paranoia.

Danger to Herself and Others by Alyssa Sheinmel

A dark YA novel with one utterly compelling unreliable narrator. Seventeen-year-old Hannah Gold has always been treated like a grown up. As the only child of two New York professionals, she’s been traveling the world and functioning as a miniature adult since the day she was born. But that was then. Now, Hannah has been checked into a remote treatment facility, stripped of all autonomy and confined to a single room.
Hannah knows there’s been a mistake. What happened to her roommate that summer was an accident. As soon as the doctor and judge figure out that she isn’t a danger to herself or others, she can get back to her life of promise and start her final year at school. Until then, she’s determined to win over the staff and earn some privileges so she doesn’t lose her mind to boredom.

But then she’s assigned a new roommate. At first, Lucy is the perfect project to keep Hannah’s focus off all she is missing at home. But Lucy may be the one person who can make Hannah confront the secrets she’s avoiding – and the dangerous games that landed her in confinement in the first place.

It’ll have you second-guessing yourself right the way through.

Missing, Presumed by Susie Steiner

A missing girl, a desperate family, a detective at breaking point – this one’s got all the ticking-clock appeal you could ever want in your Halloween reading. If you liked The Fall, you’ll be all over this crime fiction treat. It’s the stuff of nightmares, in a good way.

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Now a major Netflix series, Shirley Jackson’s best-known novel is as creepy and unsettling as they come. There’s nothing like a slow-burning psychological horror to scare the bejesus out of you.

What haunting reads will you be sinking your teeth into this Halloween?