TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 31, 2022

From Dry Skin to Depression: The Truth about Taking Roaccutane for Acne

With so much to take into consideration, we spoke with Dermatologist and Head of Medical at Skin+Me Dr Jason Thomson to discuss the pros and cons of this so-called miracle worker.

You’ve likely heard of Roaccutane – the hotly debated miracle medication famed for its acne curing capabilities – but are the extensive physical, mental and emotional side effects associated with the drug worth the end result?

Oral Isotretinoin, often prescribed under the brand name Roaccutane / Rizuderm or Accutane if you’re in the US, is an anti-inflammatory agent derived from vitamin A, belonging to a group of treatments called retinoids. It works by reducing the amount of oil your sebaceous glands produce and killing acne-causing bacteria on the skin. 

Image Credit: Kate Snooks has documented her Roaccutane journey on her blog and YouTube

Due to its potency, Roaccutane is only prescribed in severe cases such as nodular or conglobate acne and where patients have not responded to other treatments, usually antibiotics and topical creams. The list of potential risks of taking Isotretinoin can be daunting but according to the NHS website, only 1 in 1,000 patients suffer from serious side effects. However, 1 in 10 people experience common side effects including dry skin, aches, pains and headaches. 

Though serious side effects are rare, it’s important to be aware of them if you’re considering taking Roaccutane. The list of side effects include:

Common side effects

  • skin becoming more sensitive to sunlight
  • dry eyes
  • dry throat
  • dry nose and nosebleeds
  • headaches and general aches and pains

Serious side effects

  • anxiety, aggression and violence, changes in mood, or suicidal thoughts 
  • severe pain in your stomach with or without diarrhoea, feeling or being sick (nausea or vomiting) – these can be signs of a serious problem called pancreatitis 
  • bloody diarrhoea – this may be a sign of gastrointestinal bleeding
  • a serious skin rash that peels or has blisters – the skin rash may come with eye infections, ulcers, a fever, and headaches
  • difficulty moving your arms or legs, and painful, swollen or bruised areas of the body, or dark pee – these can be signs of muscle weakness
  • yellow skin or the whites of your eyes turn yellow, difficulty peeing, or feeling very tired – these are signs of liver or kidney problems
  • a bad headache that doesn’t go away and makes you feel sick or be sick
  • sudden changes in eyesight, including not seeing as well at night

Understandably, getting your hands on the drug isn’t an easy process. In the UK, it can only be prescribed and supervised under the care of a consultant dermatologist and requires a psychological assessment, blood tests and regular pregnancy tests as it can cause serious harm to an unborn baby.

With so much to take into consideration, we spoke with Dermatologist and Head of Medical at Skin+Me Dr Jason Thomson to discuss the pros and cons of this so-called miracle worker, from risks to success rates and the skincare you need to have on standby… 

What exactly is Roaccutane and why is it a controversial treatment?

Roaccutane is the brand name for an oral (taken by mouth) prescription medication called isotretinoin. It belongs to a family of drugs called retinoids which means they are all related to vitamin A. It is highly effective in treating acne and has been used by dermatologists for decades, usually to treat the more severe forms of acne. 

This is a complex area and decades of research into this link have not proven that the medication causes depression or suicide and the relationship between them remains uncertain.Dr Jason Thomson

The main reason that there is controversy around Roaccutane is due to some of its potential side effects and a possible link between taking the medication and depression and suicidal feelings. However, this is a complex area and decades of research into this link have not proven that the medication causes depression or suicide and the relationship between them remains uncertain. It’s very difficult to prove such a link and many believe that it is the severe acne itself that is contributing to the psychological distress rather than the medication and we do know that having acne means you are more likely to suffer with psychological conditions such as depression and anxiety. 

For anyone with depression, what would your advice be when considering Roaccutane?

Tell your dermatologist about this so they can properly evaluate whether or not you’ll be suitable for treatment. Having depression doesn’t mean you won’t be prescribed Roaccutane but it might mean you’ll be monitored more closely and sometimes a psychiatrist will be involved in your care too. If whilst on the medication you feel low or depressed, it’s important to get in touch with your dermatologist or GP as you may need to stop treatment. It’s always advisable to let your friends and family know that you’re on the medication so that they can keep a lookout for any changes in your mood or behaviour. Like any medication, deciding whether or not it is for you is about weighing up the risks and the benefits with your doctor and coming to a shared decision. 

Is there a psychological evaluation beforehand?

Yes, before starting Roaccutane a thorough psychological history will be taken and a psychiatrist may be involved to do a psychological assessment. As a precaution, before starting Roaccutane, dermatologists will discuss this possible link with depression and will always check with a patient if they have low mood, any mental health conditions or a family history of mental health conditions. 

During treatment patients are monitored for any signs of depression and are encouraged to ask family and friends to look out for any mood changes.Dr Jason Thomson

During treatment patients are monitored for any signs of depression and are encouraged to ask family and friends to look out for any mood changes. There are also reports of sexual side-effects including erectile dysfunction and decreased libido whilst taking Roaccutane and these should also be discussed with patients before starting the medication. This might all sound scary but it’s worth remembering that in the UK, Roaccutane is always prescribed under the supervision of a dermatologist and the vast majority of patients respond well to treatment with minimal side effects, the most common being dry skin and lips.

When would Roaccutane be prescribed and when wouldn’t it be deemed a suitable medication? 

Roaccutane is normally prescribed in severe acne that is at risk of causing scarring or in people whose acne has failed to respond to other treatments such as prescription creams, gels and oral medications such as antibiotics. It’s never prescribed in people who are pregnant, breastfeeding or trying to conceive as it can harm an unborn or nursing baby. For this reason, people taking Roaccutane who can potentially fall pregnant need to be using effective contraception (ideally two, most commonly the pill and condoms) and require regular pregnancy testing throughout the treatment course.

How does it work to target acne specifically? 

Roaccutane works by targeting the main factors that cause acne. It results in the shrinking of the skin’s oil glands (sebaceous glands) which reduces the amount of oil production and this also results in a reduction in the amount of the acne-associated bacteria Cutibacterium acnes. It also corrects the way your skin cells are shed, stopping pores from being blocked – another key cause of acne.

How long can you expect to see results?

Usually acne starts to improve after around 4 weeks of treatment and most people will be on the medication for between 4 and 7 months. 

Is there anything you should avoid when taking Roaccutane?

Alcohol should also be avoided or kept to a minimum when on Roaccutane as the medication can put strain on your liver. Dr Jason Thomson

Your skin will be very dry so avoid applying anything to your skin that can be drying or irritating. This means just very basic skincare – moisturise regularly and avoid harsh cleansers, acids or any other active skincare such as retinol or vitamin C. Alcohol should also be avoided or kept to a minimum when on Roaccutane as the medication can put strain on your liver. The British Association of Dermatologists advise not to exceed the government guidelines (no more than 14 units per week).

Do you have any product recommendations that are safe to use alongside Roaccutane? What does an ideal skincare routine look like for someone with severe acne?

The key to your skincare routine when on Roaccutane is to moisturise and protect your skin as it will be very dry and you’ll be more sensitive to sunlight. Look for simple moisturisers that are non-comedogenic (do not block pores) and also use a lip balm regularly. I advise La Roche Posay’s Effaclar H moisturiser and Bioderma Sebium Hydra which have been developed specifically for acne patients on treatments such as Roaccutane.  Avoid any skincare that can be irritating and drying such as retinol, vitamin C, chemical peels or harsh cleansers or scrubs. Try to avoid strong sunlight when on Roaccutane and apply sunscreen regularly, I advise SPF50 with UVA protection.

TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 30, 2022

6 Valentines Date Outfits That Cupid Himself Would Approve Of

After the long ol’ month that was January 2022, who isn’t seeking a reason to celebrate being loved or in love, and an excuse to enjoy a tequila or two wearing your favourite red lipstick?! 

Alexa: Play Lover by Taylor Swift. February is within touching distance and soon a chore as mundane as popping to the supermarket won’t be safe territory for those seeking to avoid being bombarded by heart shaped chocolate boxes, Me to You Bears and red roses galore as the 14th draws ever nearer. Single or taken, Valentine’s Day has a reputation as one of the lesser appreciated holidays, but if you look past the pressure it puts on us to find love there’s something heartwarming to be found in celebrating those that matter to us most, whether it be a romantic partner or the best galentine going. And after the long ol’ month that was January 2022, who isn’t seeking a reason to celebrate being loved or in love, and an excuse to enjoy a tequila or two wearing your favourite red lipstick?! 

If you and your S/O have something romantic AF planned (may we suggest our 50 budget date ideas if you’re stuck for inspo) including everything from a trip to your favourite Italian or a hand-in-hand walk with a coffee and pastry accompaniment, let us take the reins and provide all the inspiration you could need to get hearts racing and love flowing. Don’t say we don’t treat ya!

For The Expensive Cocktail Bar:

Let us set the scene. Your significant other knows you love the finer things in life, and dressing up is 100% YOUR jam. Overdressed? No such thing. Your Valentine’s weekend is to be spent sipping on the most delectable cocktails going, and obvs you need to look 10/10 doing so. For this occasion no outfit is OTT as this dimly lit bar and extra strong drinks mean things are seriously heating up. A* in chemistry, that would be you! You can never go far wrong with a classic LBD and this ultra short number is perfect for showing off those killer legs and statement heels that make footsies all the more fun. Complete with some seriously sparkly accessories and suddenly all eyes are on you Ms star of the show. Valentine’s Day: completed it.

*ASOS, Flounce London satin mini slip dress in black, £25

*ASOS, Public Desire Midnight bow heel shoes in silver, £35

*Ego, GEORGIE RING DETAIL TOTE BAG IN SILVER DIAMANTE, £39.99 

*Jon Richard, MOOD By Jon Richard Silver Crystal Moon And Star Statement Drop Earring, £12 

For The Cosy Brunch:

Maybe you’re continuing things from the night before or perhaps food is your relationship love language, either way brunch is never a bad idea, and exchanging loving looks over a stack of chocolate covered pancakes sounds like what dreams are made of. Go easy breezy with a pair of straight leg jeans, add a colourful oversized shirt and boots for some flirtatious fun (extra points if they’re colour coordinated), and finish with some simple jewellery for a put together look that never gets old. Comfy and effortlessly cute without trying, this chic take on weekend date attire will have them coming back for more than just the French toast.

*H&M, Straight High Jeans, £24.99 

*ASOS, ASYOU branded oversized shirt in green, £20.99 

*Missguided, black contrast chunky pull on ankle boots, £48 

Ana Luisa, BEAUTY WITHIN, £53 

For The ‘Booked-Months-In-Advance’ Dinner Reservation:

The time has come! You’re heading to the highly coveted restaurant your S/O paid attention to you lusting over (subtle as ever) and you know exactly what you’ll be having for every course thank you very much. If you ever needed an excuse to wear the item in your wardrobe that doesn’t get nearly enough outings then this is it, because if you’re going to be awkwardly finding a way to maintain a conversation whilst eating spaghetti then you might as well look cute doing it. If things are a little skimpy, add some warmth with a long boot or thigh high and for an extra dose of romance double up on your pinks, reds and purples for a super feminine moment guaranteed to see your partner drooling after you as well as the truffle garlic bread.

Zara, DRAPED CAMISOLE DRESS, £27.99 

*Public Desire, IRIS WHITE POINTED TOE STILETTO HEEL KNEE HIGH BOOTS, £89.99 

*Ego, THOMPSON ASYMMETRIC PADLOCK DETAIL GRAB BAG IN PINK CROC PRINT FAUX LEATHER, £19.99 

For The Low-Key Latte and Walk:

Maybe you’re only a few dates in, or perhaps your quality time looks like walking the dog and having a natter, either way a lowkey daytime date involving coffee, a pastry or two and a pretty view is guaranteed to see you enjoy a wholesome AF time. Go simple with a well cut jean and trainers for warmth and practicality, and inject some personality with matching accessories or colour blocked items too. Outdoor dates in February might feel somewhat lockdown-esque, but there’s something to be said for enjoying the little things in life with company that makes your heart sing.

*ASOS, Waven elsa mom jean in washed indigo, £68 

*Pangaia, 365 Hoodie, £120 

*Monki, Cropped puffer jacket, £55 

*New Balance, 452 Women’s, £60 

*Trouva, Label Beanie – Lavender Designed by Plain Bear, £15 

For The Long Lie-In…

For the days when you go from the bed to the shower and back again, you need not worry about buying an outfit at all- affordable and arguably the most fun! Valentine’s lingerie can feel somewhat of a cliche, but there’s few things in life that increase your confidence like a matching set and a spritz of your favourite scent. Stock up on massage oil, bubble bath and a new toy or two to really get things going and enjoy a day of pure bliss without leaving the house.

*Boohoo, Plus Mesh Heart Bra and Knickers Set, £18 

*Look Fantastic, Neal’s Yard Remedies Aromatic Massage Oil, £12.50 

*Simply Be, Figleaves Curve Romance Satin Gown, £47 

*Look Fantastic, Maison Margiela Replica Springtime in a Park Eau de Toilette – 30ml, £49 

For The Intimate At-Home Dinner:

For the married couples, the long term lovers or the self proclaimed homebodies, sometimes a night in with your feet up, a new Netflix must-watch and a Deliveroo en route is just about as good as it gets. If you want to feel a little sexier than rocking your regular trackies, may we suggest a knitted maxi dress or co-ord for ultimate ease, maximum room for extra Wahaca tacos and effortless lounging ability on the sofa too? Finish with a slick of Charlotte Tilbury Pillow Talk and date night is ready to roll! 

*Topshop, Topshop cut and sew midaxi dress in stone, £33

Skinny Dip, Teddy Bear Borg Slippers, £18 

*Cult Beauty, CHARLOTTE TILBURY MATTE REVOLUTION, £25 

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TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 29, 2022

Between You And Me 2022: It’s Back!

This month, we’ll be discussing whether Paris really is always a good idea when it comes to upping sticks and moving there to study, meddling mother-in-laws who just love to shut down all your wedding ideas, dipping your pen in the company ink, premature proposals, and what to wear to a new job. Decisions, decisions.

The Between You And Me series is back for 2022 and it’s had a bit of a makeover for the occasion.

It’s still the same candid problem page you knew and loved before only this time, we’ve made it easier for you to get in touch by taking the conversation over to Instagram. Because we like our tea instant and piping hot. Simply submit your dilemma via the monthly BYAM question box on the Zoella Stories and the team will come back to you with some sage advice. From the light-hearted to the downright ludicrous, we’ll be on hand to style outfits, share our beauty recs and rip your gaslighting boss a new one.

This month, we’ll be discussing whether Paris really is always a good idea when it comes to upping sticks and moving there to study, meddling mother-in-laws who just love to shut down all your wedding ideas, dipping your pen in the company ink, premature proposals, and what to wear to a new job. Decisions, decisions.

Follow us on Instagram to get involved with the BYAM discussions and take a vote on what you would do if you were in their shoes!

Maddie’s Advice:

As Audrey Hepburn said, Paris is always a good idea.” Worst case scenario you’re living in a beautiful city, famous for romance, fashion and culture with some of the best food and wine in the world. You can feel lonely anywhere so if you’re not happy where you are then why not take the leap? At least when you do there will be irresistible croissant on every corner.

Danielle’s Advice:

Oof I’m a little worried you’re running away from your problems at Uni. If you’re already feeling lonely here I think it would even more lonely in a different country. I’d decide first whether Uni is for you (it’s certainly not for everyone) but I’d focus on building your confidence here whether working or at Uni. Paris will always be there, and you want to feel super confident when you eventually go!

Lareese’s Advice

Gaslighting much? I’d ask him for a catch-up, nip it in the bud and move on. If you’ve got to work with him for the foreseeable future you don’t want that gnarly energy hanging about. He’s the one in the position of power, don’t let him take advantage of you or make you feel like you’re imagining things. Bottom line. If you think it’s deep enough and he’s not exactly forthcoming, don’t hesitate to make HR aware of the situation.

Darcey’s Advice

If you are asking what you should do I’m slightly inclined to think you might be interested in him… If that’s the case I reckon just see what happens over the next few weeks. Maybe he hasn’t said anything because you haven’t. Definitely wouldn’t make it a physical relationship yet, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with seeing what could happen, even just start flirting a bit and gauge his reaction to see how he feels!

Charlotte’s Advice

I totally get why this would feel intense and overwhelming! Can you drop some hints that you’re not ready for this level of commitment before he pops the question? Or even an open conversation where you express your needs and that you’re 100% invested in the relationship but don’t feel like you need a ring on your finger to prove that. Often the secret to longevity in relationships is communication and honesty, so I don’t think you can go far wrong in expressing how you feel, with some added reassurance so your partner still feels seen and heard.

Maddie’s Advice

Wedding preparations can bring out the best and worst in people. The pressure of hosting and wanting everything to be just right can often cloud the real reason it’s all happening in the first place. Not to mention the politics that come when multiple parties chip in leading to a sense of ownership over the decisions. Now is not the time to burn bridges, be the cool, calm and collected bride no one expects you to be. They say there is a true art to “winning friends and influencing people” and now is the time to exercise it.

Danielle’s Advice

Now is a really good time to make sure your partner has your back. Whether MIL is chipping in or not, I would get your partner to have a word and say thanks for being involved, but you’re being a little negative. It’s not your day it’s ours, so back off, or we’ll stop including you in the planning!

Lareese’s Advice

I’d play it safe until you can read the room haha. Stick to the wardrobe classics you’ll get the wear out of both in the office and out. You can’t go far wrong with a blazer, tailored trousers / black jeans, a turtle neck and boots. Or if you do want something more trend-focused, go for leather trousers and loafers.

Charlotte’s Advice

It depends if you’re heading somewhere quite corporate or to an environment where things can be a little more fun, but I feel like making sure your personality is still shining through is the key to feel confident at work! Maybe add some colour to exude some confidence too…

Danielle’s Advice

When it comes to hyaluronic acid I don’t think you can go wrong with The Ordinary, the thing with skincare is being consistent so having something you can use every day and night without breaking the budget is best! This Lumene glow boost essence is also lovely for the days you want to feel a little boujie!

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TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 24, 2022

The Sound of Pleasure – The Best Audio Porn to Listen to When You’re Horny as Hell 

From apps to podcasts and guided masturbation sessions, here’s a sensual selection of the best audio porn to listen to when you’re feeling horny as hell. 

In a world where you can have ethical porn and erotic audio, why would you ever need to associate with conventional porn ever again?

If visual porn’s just not your thing or you’re looking for ways to spice up your sex life and connect with your pleasure in newfangled ways, erotic audio offers a plethora of safe, convenient and consensual smut. In a space defined by and for the male gaze, this fresh breed of horny fables is music (and breathy sweet nothings) to our ears. 

90% of women use their imaginations or ‘mental framing’ to get aroused

According to research by sex education platform OMGYes and the Kinsey Institute, 90% of women use their imaginations – or ‘mental framing’ – to get aroused, running through narrative fantasies in their heads to get in the zone. Which explains the underrated allure of audio porn and makes a convincing case for using our ears rather than our eyes to get us off. Unlike feeling like a third wheel, audio porn feels like one step closer to the real deal, positioning the listener as a voyeur or participant and leaving more room for fantasy. 

From apps to podcasts and guided masturbation sessions, here’s a sensual selection of the best audio porn to listen to when you’re feeling horny as hell. 

Dipsea 

If palpable sexual tension and character-driven stories are your porn genre (pornre) of choice, Dipsea’s ever-growing library of sexy inclusive audio will certainly pique your interest. 

Designed to turn you on and tuck you in, it’s been dubbed the Headspace of erotica, blending sexual wellness with intimate storytelling in a calm, safe and consensual manner. You can access hundreds of carefully curated, sex-positive stories, cozy Sleep Scenes and wellness sessions, all of which will fire up your imagination and invite you to embrace your sexual fantasies without shame. 

Although Dipsea was designed with women in mind, the app is a safe space for all genders, with HER+HER, HER+HIM, and a growing selection of HIM+HIM and non-binary content. 

From flirtatious and romantic short-form stories to hookups, threesomes and BDSM, all the stories are clearly tagged so you won’t tune into something potentially triggering. Dipsea actively includes trans characters in its works and over 50% of their characters are voiced by people of colour. And ain’t that the way all good stories should be?

Co-Founders Gina Gutierrez and Faye Keegan recognised a gap in the market for real-life erotica, “We wanted to hear stories that felt like they were made for us, for our friends, and for all those women who felt like erotica didn’t really connect with their lives and experiences. So we made it our mission to build a narrative universe that cares about your needs, wants and fantasies – down to the smallest, most intimate details.

“Our stories are simply a door to your inner world, a way of illuminating the parts of yourself you’ve either lost touch with or have yet to discover.” 

Prepare for a binge-worthy listen. Discover the Dipseaverse here. 

SmileMakers 

Seeking something short and sweet? Something you can strategically sandwich between Zooms and lunch breaks? Smile Makers Clitastic Chronicles could be just the format you’re after. 

This erotica series focuses on real fantasies they’ve received, written by female authors. Featuring meet-cutes, late nights at the office, an encounter on the train and a tennis lesson that covers a little more than the basic strokes, this is a solid and wonderfully vanilla introduction into the world of audio erotica, making it ideal for newbies or anyone who’s short on time. At ten minutes and under, these kinky soundbites waste no time getting down to business. Because busy girls deserve their orgasms, too. 

Tune in here for free. 

Quinn 

Founded by Caroline Spiegal, sister of Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegal, Quinn is an ethical space for both audio porn creators and listeners, designed for women to get their ‘O’s without the graphic burn-your-retina visuals mainstream porn depends on. Think less raunchy, more sensuous – no bells and whistles, just moans and accented voices. With categories from voyeurism, butt-stuff and non-binary voice, the Quinn library caters to all kinds of kinks, so you’re bound to discover something to get you going. We have it on good authority that “Harry Eats You Out” will make you see god. 

Sign up and discover your audio aura here. 

Emjoy

With 500+ wellbeing sessions to boost your body confidence, mindfulness journeys and sexy stories produced by the sexperts themselves, Emjoy offers a range of no-frills audio to fit any desire. More an audio wellbeing app geared towards female pleasure, Emjoy offers curious-minded cisgender women a fun and entertaining way to practise self love and expand their sexual wellbeing. 

Whether you want to increase libido, climax consistently, stay present during intimacy, or feel body positive, Emjoy’s audio collections invite you to embrace self-discovery and achieve sexual fulfilment by incorporating new habits into your self-care routine.

Fancy a listen? Explore the world of Emjoy here. 

SofiaSins

Each story is narrated from the perspective of both people involved, so you’re privy to all the sensations of both giving and receiving pleasure. Let your imagination run wild and safely explore your fantasies without reservation, from domination to romance, cunnilingus and beyond. Sack off the bedroom slow jams and hit play on this library of libido boosting tracks instead. You won’t regret it. 

Listen on the go, here 

Ferly 

Say hello to the audio guide to mindful sex you didn’t know you needed. Ferly is on a mission to empower women and folx with vulvas to have healthy, confident and pleasurable sex. As survivors of sexual assault and violence themselves, Founders Billie Quinlan and Anna Hushlak understand that enjoying sex is so much more than the physical. Through the app, you’ll explore what pleasure means to you using touch-based practices, build your sexual self-confidence with cognitive behaviour therapy practices and be present in your own body using guided mindfulness techniques.

If you want to let go of sexual shame, identify your sexual needs, connect with your body or heal from sexual trauma, Ferly’s the app for you! Alongside hands-on audio sessions, personalised programmes created by sexual wellness experts, body mapping and journaling, you’ll find 10-12 minute narrations of sensual stories to get you out of your head and into your body. 

Find out more about the Ferly memberships here. 

Girl on The Net

A blog dedicated to sexual liberation and challenging sex stigma – Here. For. It. From real life sex stories to fascinating fetishes, Girl on The Net has been flying the NSFW flag since 2011. Now one of the biggest sex blogs in the UK, you’ll find a wealth of wank material on here kindly converted from written erotica to audio porn for your listening pleasure. Consider this your one stop shop for every kind of explicit erotica out there and the fastest way to improve the dreaded commute. 

Listen for free here. 

&Jane

Told by real women in their own words, &Jane provides a multi-faceted collection of real and compelling confessional stories to be enjoyed by all. Ear candy indeed. 

Listeners can follow individual storytellers and find their new content every week or upload their own content to the platform while remaining anonymous. With every subscription, a contribution will be donated to the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, the only national human rights organization that works full-time to affirm and protect sexual freedom as a fundamental human right.

Find out more here. 

Audio Desires

Audio Desires is an erotic audio platform created for women and couples looking for a more enjoyable alternative to visual mainstream porn. Relatable, guilt-free erotic audio stories with immersive ASMR sound effects – need we say more?

Thanks to their ‘spiciness’ rating system, you can easily identify what you’re in the mood for from flirtatious and sweet (🍑), passionate and exciting (🍑🍑) and hot and kinky (🍑🍑🍑). 

With new episodes out every Friday, this lot will ease you into the weekend mood nicely. TGIF!

Listen for free here. 

Tumblr

For those looking for unpolished user-submitted strangers with a mic clip, Tumblr is home to an exquisite feast of sexual sounds and blogs, though navigating the site takes significantly more effort and heed than sliding into an app or a podcast. 

Whether you’re into dirty talk, guided masturbation or straight to the point get those panties down steam, it’s all there for the taking on Tumblr. If an Irish accent (read: Connell) is up there at the top of your sexual fantasies, then we do advise that you complete the module named: AttractiveGeek. 

The Sounds Of Pleasure and Audio Orgasm also come highly recommended. 

Literotica

Best known for its written stories, Literotica also has a solid collection of audio sex stories for you to explore, ranging from Uber shags to sexy co-worker hookups and narrative-driven storytelling. Conventional porn not quite main character enough for you? These tracks put you right slap bang in the middle of all the hottest action. 

Listen for free here. 

Audible 

Listen, sometimes you don’t necessarily want straight up filth. Sometimes longing stares, character development and beautifully narrated audiobooks are better than porn and for that, there’s Audible. Case in point: Beth O’Leary’s Road Trip. Dylan and Addie’s villa sex? Top tier Provence porn right there. 

Find your genre of choice here. 

TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 23, 2022

The Most Recent Beauty Launches Worth Your Time

New year, new beauty routine, right?

New year, new beauty routine, right? 2022 might have got off to a slow and somewhat overcast start, but one thing that hasn’t been dampened by a certain global panna cotta is the new beauty and skincare launches dropping like they’re hot and spicing up the Boots aisle to no end. Whether you’re partial to a bargain or feel in the mood for a splurge (who doesn’t, eh?), everyone from drugstore faves Maybelline to bad and boujie Tata Harper have got something new and shiny to offer in the year of the Tiger and we’re ready to hand over our January paychecks on the spot. Adds money management to our 2023 resolutions.

Get your notes app at the ready people, there’s some real beauties to behold below!

CeraVe Micellar Cleansing Water with Niacinamide & Ceramides for All Skin Types, £10

CeraVe are the GOAT when it comes to gentle skincare, and their new Micellar Cleansing Water for all skin types is no different. Say goodbye to impurities, dirt, makeup and pollution with this effective cleansing water gentle enough to be used daily. At only £10 too it ticks all the boxes for new skincare essentials that won’t break the bank- we love!

Buy now

Boots Glow Banana Peel and Polish, £5 

100% vegan, cruelty free and delightfully affordable, the new Boots Banana Peel and Polish Mask helps exfoliate the skin without drying it out, thanks to banana extract and lactic acid that leave it soft to the touch. Simply apply to a dry face, leave for ten minutes, rinse and voila, your 2022 skincare routine just levelled up already.

Buy now

N°1 De Chanel Revitalizing Serum, £118

Spenny Chanel is here with brand new releases to start the year and my oh my are they worth the £££! Utilising the powers of the red camellia, a flower with revitalising anti ageing benefits, the serum works to diminish wrinkles, refine pores and restore skin’s elasticity, making your skin feel all the more comfortable. Alexa, play Forever Young by Alphaville.

Buy now

DOLCE & GABBANA Sheerlips Lipstick, £33

Anyone else dreaming of summer already? Dolce and Gabbanna have us covered. Their new Sheerlips lipsticks glide on thanks to their balm like texture, providing a hydrating wash of colour and leaving lips looking and feeling as soft as a petal! Their floral-inspired shade range contains delicate pigments that recreate the transparency and sheer hue of a flower, and we can’t get enough.

Buy now

Charlotte Tilbury Airbrush Flawless Finish Powder Lunar New Year Edition

Charlotte Tilbury has done it again, creating a base product so flawless your complexion will look like it had a serious upgrade in 2022, with packaging complete with red tiger print to celebrate the new year. We love you Ms Tilbury! Blur the appearance of fine lines and imperfections with this micro-fine finishing powder and watch as skin appears airbrushed, flawless and Insta ready at any moment! *Chefs kiss*

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The Inkey List Hyaluronic Acid Cleanser, £9.99 

Hyaluronic queens make yourself known, this one’s for you! Gentle enough for both morning and night, this lightly foaming cleanser banishes makeup, SPF and daily grime from the skin and leaves it instantly hydrated and balanced. The combination of 1% inulin compound and 1% hyaluronic acid complex restores the skin’s natural barrier and drenches it in moisture for up to 48 hours- the dream!

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Maybelline Colossal Curl Bounce Mascara, £10.99 

Consider your date night fluttery lashes secured with the new Maybelline Colossal Curl Bounce Mascara, helping you woo your way to a free margarita in a flash. The intensely black formula and Memory-Curl technology works to provide up to 24-hour wear that resists clumping, smudging or flaking- what’s not to love?!

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Benefit Porefessional Lite Ultra Lightweight Pore Minimising Face Primer Exclusive, £29.50 

Their lightest formula yet, this undetectable, weightless primer has all the power of the original POREfessional but with a 73% water-based formula for gentle, cloudlike lightness. Non-comedogenic, gentle and fragrance-free, it’s everything your primer dreams are made of.

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Charlotte Tilbury Charlotte’s Beautiful Skin Foundation, £34 

Another from the wonderful world of Charlotte Tilbury, their brand new buildable medium coverage foundation has Spring skin written all over it, helping you create a healthy looking glow ready for brunch in the sunshine or a Parisian city break (a girl can dream). Brightening rose complex and hydrating hyaluronic acid work together to refine the look of skin with each wear, with coconut extract improving the skin’s ability to hold water too- hello plumper and more youthful looking skin!

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Doll Beauty She Fine Liner – Thank you, Next, £8.50 

With shade names ‘boy bye’ and ‘thank you, next’ in the new She Fine Lip Liner collection from Doll Beauty, it’s safe to say we’re sold on adding all of the above to basket immediately. Ultra creamy, blendable, and with a full-coverage finish that leaves lips hydrated too, consider your Valentine’s Day makeup sorted!

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Elemis Superfood Midnight Facial Nourishing Sleeping Cream, £40 

We’re familiar with probiotics from browsing the aisles of H&B, but ever heard of a prebiotic? Turns out they help promote the growth of good bacteria and properties that already exist in the body, and this sleep cream is packed with ‘em! Light enough for daily use yet decadent enough to feel like a treat, this bedtime essential improves overall skin tone and means you can roll out of bed safe in the knowledge your skin will be looking radiant AF, guaranteed. 

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Aveda Nutriplenish™ Masque Deep Moisture, £45.50 

Add some superfoods to your beauty routine as well as your morning smoothie with Aveda’s new hair mask, suitable for all hair types and promising 4x the hydration in comparison with untreated hair- big claims! Hair is promised to appear healthy-looking, soft and smooth to the touch- we’ll have the biggest tub you’ve got please!

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Tata Harper + Net Sustain Restorative Eye Crème, £113 

When the only fine line you want in your life is Harry Styles’ best album (facts only), banish under eye lines, shadows and puffiness with luxe brand Tata Harper’s restorative eye cream. If the price tag is slightly off putting, know that this magic-in-a-pot is produced every two weeks on demand, to guarantee the freshness, potency and efficacy of the bio-active formula- kinda cool, huh? 

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Keys Soulcare, Melting Body Balm With Macadamia Nut Oil, £30 

New release from mega babe Alicia Keys’ skincare line Keys Soulcare (which aims to care for the mind, body and spirit, FYI) their new Melting Body Balm transforms from balm to oil on contact with skin to soften, soothe, and hydrate in an instant.The scent of “sage and oat milk brings comfort, clarity, and balance”, and honestly we’re sold already.

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Sol de Janeiro Rio Deo Aluminum-Free Deodorant, £14 

Using the same scent as their iconic Brazilian Bum Bum Cream, this aluminium-free deodorant eliminates odour, soothes skin, and fights ingrown hairs (thanks to papaya enzyme) in one easy swipe. Its 98% naturally derived formula works with your body’s natural rhythms, lowering the skin’s pH and naturally preventing the bacteria that causes odour to be able to form. Your weekly Body Combat class is no match for this bad boy!

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Perricone MD Vitamin C Ester Daily Brightening & Exfoliating Peel, £59 

Gentle enough to use daily, this lightweight liquid peel helps brighten, tighten and reduce the appearance of discolouration and dark spots over time, whilst Vitamin C Ester helps give the appearance of collagen-rich skin. Unlike traditional vitamin C, Vitamin C Ester is fat-soluble and easily absorbable for maximum antioxidant benefits. Sounds technical, results = worth the skincare lingo!

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Bondi Wash Body Wash Tasmanian Pepper & Lavender, £25 

If we can’t transport ourselves to Bondi Beach for a slice of sunshine, then this body wash might just be the next best thing.  Breathe in the scents of Australian botanicals for a beautifully fragrant shower or bath experience, plus with 99%+ plant-derived ingredients it’s perfect for those with sensitive skin too!

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Curél Deep Moisture Spray, £19.50 

Never heard of Curél? Say hello to Japan’s No.1 skincare brand for sensitive skin. Their new moisturising spray leaves skin feeling instantly revived, and can even be used on top of makeup for a dose of hydration whenever your skin is in need of a glowing pick-me-up. pH balanced, fragrance free, colourant free, alcohol free, sensitive skin gals rejoice!

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Fresh Floral Recovery Calming Mask, £59 

Let you skincare do the work whilst you catch some Zzz with the new Fresh Recovery Mask. Working whilst you sleep, the mask is powered by floral extracts – passionflower, cornflower, cherry blossom, and peony – to calm and reduce the look of redness on sensitive skin.  For immediate relief you can also apply during the day and leave on for 5-10 minutes. Gently massage in excess and watch as your skin transforms.

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Which items are you adding straight to your basket as soon as your January paycheck lands?

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TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 20, 2022

Meet Ferly: The Sexual Wellness App Making Healing Fun

The app was established back in July 2019 and is backed by experts in women's health to inject the most up to date research and techniques in sex education into its foundations.

Sex. That seemingly nonchalant three letter word is loaded (excuse the pun) with meaning, experience, emotion, and sometimes trauma.  It should be fun, although sometimes complicated, and during the times we can’t get enough of it the joys of feeling sensual, empowered and desired can’t be beaten. But for so many, sex isn’t as simple as that. For the 51% of women that struggle with sex, be it painful intercourse, feeling shame or overthinking the experience as a whole, finding support and resources to help on the journey to becoming more sexually confident and liberated can be a struggle. 

Its aim is to help users feel present and empowered to explore and lead a healthy and pleasurable sex life

Enter: Ferly. The sexual wellness app led by science and research-based therapy sessions, its aim is to help users feel present and empowered to explore and lead a healthy and pleasurable sex life, because who doesn’t want that? Based around three main programmes (Cultivating Desire, Sex After Trauma and Body Confidence), and with other resources such as body mapping sessions, journaling prompts, podcast episodes and interviews and sensual stories to help get you in the mood, Ferly is a one-stop-shop for taking back control and slowly but surely helping sex to feel good again.

The app was established back in July 2019 and is backed by experts in women’s health to inject the most up to date research and techniques in sex education into its foundations, helping incorproate mindfulness based cognitive therapy and form an accessible means of overcoming trauma, understanding pleasure and redefining sex ed. Ferly founders Billie Quinlan and Anna Hushlak are survivors of sexual assault and violence themselves, and have sought to create a safe space to help others in similar situations rebuild their confidence and reclaim their sex lives. 

We caught up with Billie to chat all things sexual healing and education, and learn more about the app itself…

Hi guys! Having explored the app, its features, tools and sensual stories it’s safe to say we’re obsessed! What was the inspiration behind building the app and how did the Ferly journey begin?

Hi, I’m Billie. I’m one-half of Ferly’s founders and Dr Anna Hushlak is my amazing partner in crime. Our journey building Ferly started in 2019 but the seed started growing way before that. Unfortunately, Anna lost her virginity through rape when she was 15 and it took her 10 years to really make sense of the experience, move through her trauma and find pleasure again.

We wanted to build a sex positive platform that normalised investing in your sexual wellbeing. Billie

As for me, I was sexually assaulted by a senior colleague at work. For the first time this made me see the connection between health and pleasure, and between a healthy sexuality and our quality of life. When the two of us met, we immediately bonded over our shared experience, our desire to empower women and our passion for healthy living. We were so frustrated that there were all these beautiful, consumer friendly tools out there for our physical and mental health, but the only help available for our sexual health was expensive to access (therapy) or hard to digest (books, medical journals etc). We wanted to build a sex positive platform that normalised investing in your sexual wellbeing. A safe space that smashed sexual taboos and gave women permission to prioitise their pleasure, because when women do that, it transforms their quality of life!

How does Ferly differ from other similar apps in this space or would you consider it to be completely one of a kind?

When we launched in 2019, we were one of two companies operating in this space. The other company really focused on creating an alternative to porn and they built an entertainment platform that made listening to sexual stimuli a really pleasurable experience. We decided to focus more on the health angle. Roughly 51% of women struggle with a sexual difficulty which could be anything from low libido to trouble reaching orgasm or sexual anxiety to pain during sex (FYI around 25% of men struggle with sexual difficulties yet there’s a multi-billion dollar industry out there to help them and what do women have as a way of support…very little!)

Our mission is to help all women have great sex. To do that, we had to help those that weren’t always having the best time. Ferly is a digital therapeutic which means we’ve created an evidence-based program that helps women have better sex in just 12 weeks! The results are truly amazing. Women write in and tell us we’ve saved their marriages, that we’ve given them the confidence to date again, that they’ve had their first orgasm and never been happier. Hearing from our customers is really overwhelming and it drives us to work so hard every day.  

Unfortunately so many womxn struggle with their sexual journey’s at some point in their lives. How does Ferly help with these struggles and what can people expect from using the app? Talk us through the journey of using Ferly from download to working through these issues…

Our sexual pleasure is contingent on our bodies, minds and social world all working in harmony. The reality is, it’s hard for us to always align those things. So when they aren’t operating quite like they should, we step in to help. Ferly helps you understand which of the three (body, mind, world) are out of whack and then we give you an incredible framework to follow that will move them back into harmony. Within our framework you’ll learn about the science of sex, recieve the sex education you should have had, be walked through beautiful practices that encourage you to get out of your head and into your body and discover more about yourself and your pleasure than ever before.

After 12 weeks, 90% of our community say they’ve never felt so sexually confident. When you join Ferly you also get a personal coach and gain access to a group of other women going on the same journey so you never feel alone in this experience. 

Who do you consider the target audience for Ferly? Is it primarily for those who have experienced trauma during sex or can anyone benefit from the tools available on the app?

We’re for any woman or vulva owner that wants to have better sex. Some women come to us because they’ve experienced trauma but that’s not the case for most of our community. The reality is, we all had shit sex education at school, so unless you grew up in a very sex-positive household you probably didn’t learn how to have great sex. And I’m not just talking about the physical act of sex. I’m also talking about how to communicate with your partner, form healthy relationships, develop sexual beliefs that make it possible for you to know your pleasure matters and that prioritising your needs is essential and not at all indulgent! Our sexuality is a living, breathing part of who we are. It’s how we express ourselves and form relationships, and Ferly gives you all the tools you need to live authentically you, basking in your sexual power. 

How would you describe sexual wellness to someone who doesn’t know what this phase means?

Sexual wellness is leading a healthy, confident and pleasurable life where your relationship to sex positively contributes to your quality of life.

How does Ferly work with experts in the field and could you tell us a little more about the science behind the app?

Anna is a scientist by training so when we set out to build Ferly we had scientific rigour in our DNA. We wanted to build a wellness solution that was rooted in evidence from the world’s leading institutions and academics. From day one we partnered with the best experts in the U.K. and North America and as a result, we’ve created a solution that truly delivers on its promise. There is no woo woo science in Ferly. 

Ferly has taken clinically proven interventions in women’s sexual pleasure and used technology to scale them so that we can reach millions of women around the world. We need to democratise this type of care so that every woman that wants better sex, can have it!

Billie

How important do you guys see masturbation to be in helping womxn reconnect with their bodies and enjoy feeling pleasure sexually?

We live in an increasingly busy world where we live mostly in our minds. Our attention is being hijacked by advertisers, social media or work and it’s becoming harder and harder to truly switch off and unwind. But so much living happens in our bodies. If we don’t carve out space to ground ourselves we lose touch of our senses and our intuition. Being too in our heads and not enough in our body is also a huge contributor to sex being a bit shit. Masturbation is a phenomenal practice to help you reconnect with yourself, to tune into your needs and to practice the art of mindfulness.

It also teaches you what you like, what feels good and equally what doesn’t. There is a huge pleasure gap in heterosexual relationships. Men have more pleasure than women. Masturbation helps women learn the art of their pleasure which in turn gives them the language to communicate to their partners. It’s one of the most powerful ways women can unlock more pleasure in their lives!

The pandemic has impacted our lives in every possible way during the past few years, be it with our mental and physical health and a complete upheaval of our previous lifestyles. Have you seen an uptake in people using Ferly during this time and seeking out support due to feeling isolated in their struggles?

Definitely, we saw a rise of over 600% during the first lockdown in 2020 and that trend has continued. It feels like there has been a huge shift in consumer awareness when it comes to the importance of sex to a happy and healthy life and on top of that, we are seeing a dialogue open up like never before. We always say that the sexual revolution of the 60s/70s was for men and the pandemic has brought about a sexual revolution for women. It’s such an exciting time for the sexual wellness industry because women’s sexual awakening is driving the growth!

What’s been the proudest/biggest ‘pinch me’ moment in the Ferly journey so far?

We’ve had a few but the fact that we’ve been used by almost 300,000 women in over 200 countries is pretty cool. Women around the world are prioritising their pleasure and it feels like one giant community of incredible women. On the product side, being featured by Apple as their App of the Day and now being added to their Apple Health app alongside industry giants like Clue and Flo is also amazing. This really highlights the change in consumer awareness and demand! Oh, and of course being interviewed by Zoella 😉

What’s been the biggest challenge so far in building Ferly from concept to viable business?

Getting funded when the purse strings are held by middle-aged white men who don’t think women’s pleasure matters as much as men’s pleasure. The patriarchy is alive and kicking my friends!

Do you have a message of hope or healing you could share with anyone reading this who is currently struggling with their sex life, be it with painful intercourse or feeling disconnected from their body? It’s easy to feel really isolated when battling these issues.

The number one question we get asked at Ferly is ‘am I normal’ and whilst there is no normal, there are enough of us struggling with the same issues to say you absolutely are. It’s so unbelievably common to struggle with sexual issues but with the right information and support, you can and will overcome them. With Ferly, that help is really accessible and you can access it from the comfort of your home. So whatever you’re navigating, we’re here to help. Waiting for you on the other side is a life filled with beautiful experiences and pleasurable moments.

Where do you hope to take Ferly next and what are your hopes for the future?

Our goal is to be the number one destination for women’s mental and sexual wellbeing as it’s all so intrinsically linked. We believe women deserve a platform that is designed solely for their lived experiences and their needs. And designed in a way that makes investing in their health exciting, joyful and more than anything, easy. Ferly’s mission is to empower every woman to live a healthy, confident and pleasurable life. We won’t stop until we’ve created the right solutions for all their needs. 

Check out Ferly on the app store, and find more incredible resources via their Instagram at @weareferly.

TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 16, 2022

POV: You’re The Cool Employee Heading Back to Work With an 11/10 Wardrobe Update

Colourful, chic, sophisticated yet fun, nothing about a 9-5 outfit needs to be as boring as Steve from accounts, let us promise you that.

Fancy serving Andrea Sachs realness in your 2022 office wardrobe? Duh, who wouldn’t! Colourful, chic, sophisticated yet fun, nothing about a 9-5 outfit needs to be as boring as Steve from accounts, let us promise you that. And if 2022 is feeling like it’s off to a dreary start (is the sun on furlough pls?), what better way to add some joy into your day than with a primary colour blazer and suit trouser combo or adorable fit and flare jumpsuit? Confidence begins with a killer outfit and we are prepared to die on this hill. Pick a few statement pieces to see you through the days when you’re faking it till you make it and combine with the wardrobe essentials you know you can throw on at 6.30am with no worries whatsoever and embrace a professional wardrobe that truly feels like ‘you’. 

So whether you’re teaching fractions to 8 year olds who insist on speaking in TikTok audios, handling the almighty stress of a GP surgery reception desk, or are about to interview for your dream job in marketing, put your best (loafer wearing) foot forward in these bad b*tch office looks this January and beyond …

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TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 12, 2022

Good Vibes Only – The Best Sex Toys for 2022!

Gorgeous, gorgeous girls, guys and non-binary folk, we give you the best sex toys the year of the tiger has to offer. May genitals everywhere get the love and attention they deserve. 

New year, new sex toys. Vision boards at the ready pals! It’s time to manifest more orgasms – the only NY resolution we’re serious about in 2022, quite frankly. 

Maybe this is the year you want to elevate your sex life and try new things with your partner (hello vibrating butt plug), or perhaps starting afresh with a shiny set of bedside companions is the only way you can deal with January, whatever reason you’re in the market for something truly up-and-cumming, rest assured there is a toy for every goal and indeed, every hole. 

Gorgeous, gorgeous girls, guys and non-binary folk, we give you the best sex toys the year of the tiger has to offer. May genitals everywhere get the love and attention they deserve. 

1. Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simultor 

Love Honey | £19.99 | Shop it here

A 10-tongue wheel? What a time to be alive. The Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator might look a lot like a desk fan but that’s where the similarities end because keeping you cool is simply not in its wheelhouse (sorry). The flicker setting rocks the wheel back and forward, switching the direction of the tongues for maximum pleasure. Featuring three rotation speeds, you can tailor the intensity to suit your clit’s needs and likes. Dry January, who? 

2. Lennon Internal and External Vibrator

Knude Society Sex toy

Knude Society | £60 | Shop it here

Perfect for those who like to stimulate two areas at once this bend-in-half-able vibrator is slim with a bulbous head, making it wonderful for both clitoros and g-spot action. Featuring 10 speeds and vibration patterns the Lennon is also 100%

3. Womanizer Classic 2 Rechargeable Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Womanizer | £119.99 | Shop it here

One of the best clitoral stimulators on the market has to be from cult brand Womanizer, so if you’re looking to update yours check out the lastest release of their classic. Rechargeable so you never have that ‘out of batts’ moment again, 100% water proof and fully equipt with the patented pleasure air technology that uses contactless stimulation to wow the sensitive clitoral nerve endings

4. Jewelled Butt Plug 

Love Honey | £12.49 | Shop it here

Anal play just got a glow up. Check out this jewelled butt plug topped with a glittery crystal, ideal for anyone new to bum fun and looking to add some glitz and glamour to the bedroom, either for solo play or coupled sex. If anal fulfillment is high on your list of 2022 hopes and dreams, then this bedazzling butt plug will grant all your horny wishes. 

5. Iridescent Anal Beads

Love Honey | £32.99 | Shop it here

A thing of iridescent beaded beauty. The arc makes for easy insertion and the graduation from smaller to bigger bulbs makes it the perfect toy for an intro to anal play. You’ll have no issue finding your P-Spot with this piece of kit and if the reviews are anything to go by, it’s vagina-inclusive too. A double threat, we love to see it! Note the flared base with the loop handle for total control of your toy at the point of orgasm, so you can fully relax into your pleasure land, reassured that it won’t go missing at any point. Nobody wants to deal with an A&E rescue mission. 

6. Enby 2

Wild Flowers | $74.99 | Shop it here

Round of applause for this game-changing genderless entry. The Enby is designed for all forms of pleasure and all bodies, however you identify. Whether you want to straddle it, ride it, tuck it in a harness or curl and flex it into a penis stroker, this non-phallic, non-penetrative toy lets you explore pleasure on your terms, your way. 

7. Com Wand Vibrator

Dame | $125 | Shop it here

Featuring Dame’s most powerful motor yet, exquisite broad rumbles for clit and vulva coverage (5 intensity levels, 5 pattern modes) and a flexible neck that contours to your body, the Com is a charming choice for newbies and experienced pleasure seekers alike. Easy to hold and whisper-quiet, external vibrations no longer have to cost you the use of your hand for the next 3-5 working days. Bye-bye, Repetitive Strain Injury. Bye-bye. 

8. Naked Grapefruit First Base

Naked Grapefruit | £25.99 | Shop it here

This female-run brand is a breath of fresh air in a male-dominated industry – any brand with the tagline, ‘We Cum In Peace, So Should You’ has our immediate backing. If you’re currently on a Google journey for a sex toy that’s right for you but feel slightly overwhelmed at the sheer volume of choice (and/or the shape of some of this innovative tech), First Base will make the experience infinitely less intimidating. Sometimes a simple 7 setting bullet vibrator is all you need to get to know yourself! We can’t wait to see what pleasure products they bless our anatomy with next. 

9. Satisfyer Top Secret Wearable Vibrator 

Satisfyer | £44.95 | Shop it here

The wearable bit piqued your interest, right? If sex toy trends exist, then let it be known that wearableZ are in this season. Thanks to the flat base and curved voluminous shaft on this one, it can be worn on the go for leg-buckling vibrations wherever you are. Have some fun with your lover by letting them take over the control systems via the Satisfyer app, or, if making a splash is more your vibe, take your pleasure power trip into the water. Waterproof and wearable? 2022 is already looking up. 

10. Duo Flicker Clit Stim

Ann Summers | £26.60 | Shop it here

The feminine urge to own 17 vibrators! The Duo Flicker Clit Stim bookends the head of your clitoris with the unique duo stimulating shape creating twice the pleasure. Whether you see a mermaid tale, a dolphin’s mouth or the leaves of a tulip is your call entirely. 

If you prefer, you can place it flat against the clitoris instead or either side, and reap the rewards of the flicking action. It’ll be the best £38 you’ll ever spend. 

11. Flip Rechargeable Wand Vibrator

Romp | £39.99 | Shop it here

If you prefer your pleasure to be wire-free and love how a wand feels this ROMP rechargeable vibrator is right up your erm, ally. Petite enough to go with you wherever and very reasonably priced this is the perfect toy for those looking to dip their toe into the waters of the wands.

12. The Ribbed One

Kandid | £59 | Shop it here

A ribbed G-Spot Vibrator? We’re all ears. Made with ribbed body-safe silicone for your pleasure and featuring a curved tip and ultra flexible external rabbit ears, the Wild One delivers 

seriously satisfying dual stimulation. G spot rumbles and clit stim, get you a toy that does both!

13. Hot Lover 

Satisfyer | £53.95 | Shop it here

They had us at ‘sensual warming function’. The Hot Lover combines clitoris and G spot stimulation with a heated shaft (up to 39 degrees) to emulate penetrative sex and a body-like expereince like no other. That’s one way to keep warm this winter. 

14. Date Night Set 

We Vibe | £179 | Shop it here

Because traipsing to a restaurant or ordering Deliveroo for date night gets boring real quick: consider this couple’s vibrator set from We Vibe, featuring their Pivot vibrating cock ring and Nova 2 rabbit vibrator. Orgasm for two, was it? 

*All products on this page have been selected by our editorial team however some are ad-affiliate links.

TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 9, 2022

All The January Sales Actually Worth Shopping In 2022

From deliciously glowy Hourglass highlighter palettes to luxurious Sleeper pyjamas, House of Sunny knitwear to the humble Shark vacuum, there are deals hotter than a summer in the Maldives popping off left right and centre this January to see you through the dreariest month of the year. 

Feeling the January scaries in full force? We get it. With dreary AF weather, approx 2 minutes of sunlight a day, a severe lack of cheese boards and early morning alarms once more, it’s safe to say the new year isn’t always as inspiring as the vision boards and inspirational quotes make out. If you’re feeling less than motivated this January, know that it’s okay to ease yourself into 2022 with bubble baths and pasta bakes aplenty, and remember hibernating and cosy self care might be just what you need to see yourself through the next 31 days. If you need another means to up those endorphins, may we also suggest some humble retail therapy. Because who doesn’t love a little ‘to me, from me’ gift, even after Christmas has passed…

From deliciously glowy Hourglass highlighter palettes to luxurious Sleeper pyjamas, House of Sunny knitwear to the humble Shark vacuum, there are deals hotter than a summer in the Maldives popping off left right and centre this January to see you through the dreariest month of the year. 

Expect to see your DPD driver all the more after checking out these bargains…

Beauty

Electronics

Fashion

Homeware

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TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 6, 2022

Reviewing December Book Club – The Magpie Society: Two For Joy by Zoe Sugg & Amy McCulloch

Your soul will leave your body when you get to the plot twist of the decade. Find out what the team thought of the chilling conclusion to the Magpie Society duology.

With Illumen Hall students Audrey and Ivy still on a mission to find out what happened to Lola Radcliffe last year, it seems they’ve got another almighty mystery on their hands and a whole lot more sorrow in Two For Joy

After revealing she was closing in on Lola’s killer in her latest podcast, Clover is now missing. Can Audrey and Ivy solve the case before another life is claimed by the murderous Magpie Society?

Your soul will leave your body when you get to the plot twist of the decade. Find out what the team thought of the chilling conclusion to the Magpie Society duology.

But first, here’s a reminder of the blurb!

A deadly disappearance
A race against time
And, at the eleventh hour . . .
A shocking revelation

Audrey and Ivy, determined to bring their fellow student Lola Radcliffe’s killer to justice, find themselves in the middle of another mystery when a friend disappears in suspicious circumstances.

Their only clue is a mysterious card left by the enigmatic Magpie Society. With time running out and the police baffled, Audrey and Ivy must delve deeper than ever into the dark secrets that their school is hiding.

But someone is playing a deadly game. And to beat them, Audrey and Ivy have to start rewriting the rules…