TEAM ZOELLA JANUARY 25, 2021

Here, Have 8 Green Smoothie Recipes That Aren’t Disgusting

To rescue you from a few dingy smoothie fails and power up your morning right, here’s some reliable and surprisingly drinkable recipes to get your energy levels pumped in lockdown 3.

Not ya typical hardcore green smoothie evangelist? Then you’ve landed in the right place. This is a post dedicated to those who, in an ideal world, would rather be tucking into a pastry all day, every day. Ain’t nobody got time for gritty Grinch juice that looks and tastes a lot like something Monty Don would decant from his wellies after wading in waist-high pond water at Longmeadow all day.

Whilst we’re under no illusion that green smoothies can measure up to the breakfast greats and the millennial catnip that is cloud eggs & avocado on toast – life is about balance and fuelling our bodies with the good stuff is all part and parcel of adulting.

In our experience, chucking seven different green varieties of your five a day into a blender and seeing what comes out the other side rarely ends well so, to rescue you from a few dingy smoothie fails and power up your morning right, here’s some reliable and surprisingly drinkable recipes to get your energy levels pumped in lockdown 3.